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James Calder

Sabotaging since 7 Jul 2010

A former Chris Evans lookalike dabbling in a bit of football writing, mainly for FourFourTwo and When Saturday Comes, James has been exiled in La Coruna, northern Spain, since the very late 90s. A big man but in bad shape, he one day hopes to commit the entire script of Get Carter to memory..

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Liverpool: New Signing Samid Yesil Can Be The Next Gerd Müller

Samid Yesil is a goal poacher in the classic mould of Gerd Müller – could he be the solution to Liverpool’s goal-scoring problems?

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Liverpool Fans Don’t Hate The Europa League, It Made Me Fall Back In Love With Football

As Liverpool embark on their Europa campaign tonight, I urge them not to whinge about the competition. Last season it was responsible for rekindling my love for the beautiful game.

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Five Games That Altered Spain’s History

The fanfare for Spain’s three tournament wins in a row will take a while to die down, but these five games show that it isn’t all about 20-year coaching strategies, sometimes you’ve got to learn on the job…

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Why Manchester United And Arsenal Should Spend £32m On Javi Martinez

Bayern Munich have been close to a deal for Athletic Bilbao’s Javi Martinez for a while, but Manchester United and Arsenal should should try their hardest to bring him to England. Here’s why the next Xabi Alonso is worth £32m…

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Xabi Alonso: Spain Would Crumble Without Real Madrid’s Ex-Liverpool Man

Xabi bizarrely receives criticism from the Spanish press while Iniesta and Xavi getting all the plaudits, but the bearded Basque is the most integral component of Spain’s midfield, and their whole footballing philosophy would suffer without him.

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Spain Should Ignore The Bitter Critics – They’re Still The Best

Familiarity breeds contempt and after four years of Spanish dominance the knives are out, which is nonsense from where I’m sitting…

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Manchester United’s Howard Webb And Other Reasons The Euros Are Brilliant

It could still go horribly downhill from here on in, but UEFA EURO 2012 has been an expectation-topping blast so far, with not a cagey 0-0 draw in sight.

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Arsenal: RVP Forced To Feed Off Scraps Against Germany

RVP’s blistering goal, with his right foot no less, wasn’t enough to salvage a point against a brilliant German side. If the Arsenal man had better service throughout, then maybe Holland would be celebrating this morning…

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The Greatest Game I Ever Saw: Rangers 2-2 Celtic, 1987

Manning the terraces, side by side with the enemy and one fateful cheer away from either victory or a head-kicking.

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A Tribute To Mark Hughes – Manchester United’s Bicycle Kick King

A tribute to an Old Trafford legend who scored some of the sweetest goals of the 80s and 90s. And none of them off his shin either. Here are 10 of the best.

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Meet Souleymane Coulibaly, Tottenham Hotspur’s New Baby Drogba

Having scored a goal every 40 minutes at the U-17 World Cup, Ivory Coast sensation Souleymane Coulibaly could be the new Didier Drogba. Tottenham Hotspur who have just snapped him up certainly hope so.

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Copa America: Relief for Argentina As The Real Lionel Messi Shows Up

Can Lionel Messi really turn it on for Argentina? Judging by his performance against an admittedly inexperienced Costa Rica side in the wee small hours of Tuesday, he most definitely can.

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Manchester United’s Paul Scholes And The Cowardice Of English Footballers

The ex-Manchester United star and England ladies manager have both had a pop, but is shooting from the hip really the way to solve the problems with English football?

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U-17 World Cup: Nerveless England, Uzbek Upstarts And Another New Drogba

England face Germany after ending their spot-kick hoodoo, the Central Asians ooze potential, and Ivory Coast’s Souleymane Coulibaly has the makings of a superstar, as long as he stays away from Real Madrid for the time being.

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Barcelona’s Messi Needs To Win The World Cup To Prove His Heart Is Blue And White

A rousing defence of international football and why, in Argentina at least, Lionel Messi needs to win it to prove he is no pecho frio…

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Barcelona v Manchester United: Messi Joins Maradona As The Best Ever

With his two goals against Real Madrid in the first leg, Barcelona superstar Lionel Messi showed he is now ready to be compared to the greatest player the world has ever seen.

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Manchester United vs Barcelona: Barca Are Beautiful, But Their Values Stink

As Manchester United and Barcelona prepare to lock horns, I’m ready to blow a gasket at their holier-than-thou posturing about values…

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Ten Unforgettable FA Cup Final Goals: Will Manchester City Or Stoke City Match These?

The FA Cup final is big for success starved Manchester City and Stoke City, but as these past goals and celebrations show, it has definitely lost some of its lustre…

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Barcelona v Real Madrid: Mourinho Plans To Divide Spain And Conquer World With Portugal

The moaning, whinging and diving of the cluster of El Clasico’s is one thing, but is the wedge driven between the Spanish players from Barcelona and Real Madrid all part of Jose Mourinho’s master plan to win the World Cup with Portugal in 2014?

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Real Madrid 0 – 2 Barcelona: Messi Conquers Mourinho’s Cynicism

We’d all be talking about Mourinho again were it not for Messi, a comic book hero on a night when Real Madrid and Barcelona stank the house out.

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Real Madrid Need To Sign Chelsea’s Fernando Torres To Truly Topple Barcelona

Real Madrid might have won the Spanish Cup but if Mourinho is going to seize La Liga crown from Barcelona then he needs to rescue Fernando Torres from Chelsea.

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Deja-Vu All Over Again: What To Expect From The Barcelona-Real Madrid Spanish Cup Final

The great rivals Real Madrid and Barcelona will be duking it out in their sixth Copa del Rey final tonight, their first for 21 years. As an appetiser for round two of their 2011 quadrilogy, here’s the story of the fixture so far.

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Don’t Worry Spurs, You’re Not Alone: Here’s 6 More English Champions League Stuffings

For all their success in Europe, English sides have also suffered some nasty kickings in the competition. Following on from Spurs’ bashing at the Bernabeu, here are six of the worst.

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Cricket World Cup: England Routed By Sri Lanka

England’s knackered voyagers have entertained us royally in an epic winter. But after a ten-wicket shoeing from Sri Lanka and their colourful fans, they can make like Ulysses and head home at last.

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Real Madrid 3 – 0 Lyon: Madrid Learn To Strut Like Mourinho

Madrid now look like a Mourinho side rather than the bunch of flakes that have flopped out of the Champions League for the last six years.

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Six Brilliant UEFA Cup Comebacks

As Liverpool and Man City prepare to play continental opposition this evening, here are good reasons why UEFA’s marketing wizards can sex up the Europa League all they like, but it’ll never hold a candle to the imperious UEFA Cup.

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Ten Reasons Why The Ashes Are Coming Home

Australia has been a world of pain for England on their last five Ashes tours. Here are ten reasons why this time will be different.

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Up Yours, Aragones!

One of the upsides of reaching a World Cup final is getting to put your arsey predecessor nicely back in his place. Just ask Spain boss Vicente Del Bosque.