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The Best ‘Bad Films’ Ever

Adam Clery — Tue, 16 Apr 2013 23:29:03 +0000

Have you ever seen a film that was just so bad, it just made criticism completely redundant? Ever sat in the cinema and witnessed something so glaringly awful, it was secretly enjoyable? Look no further chums, for here are five are the worst, and by extension the best, films ever to grace the silver screen.

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(Don’t) Talk Dirty To Me

Adam Clery — Sat, 23 Feb 2013 01:55:56 +0000

Nowadays dirty talk is as much a part of the mating ritual as GUM clinics and sleeping in 'the wetspot' but that doesn't mean we're all ok with it...

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Manchester United vs Liverpool: Who Does Howard Webb Really Support?

Adam Clery — Sun, 13 Jan 2013 02:00:22 +0000

He's known by many as Fergie's star signing for Manchester United, but who do Howard Webb and his mates really support?

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Newcastle United Half-Term Report: Only Fresh Faces & Consistent Selection Will Turn It Around

Adam Clery — Sun, 30 Dec 2012 07:00:29 +0000

A sporadic start to a season full of expectation following an unbelievable last term can be turned around with a few fresh faces and some luck with injuries...

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Four Women I Should Be Ashamed To Fancy (But I’m Not)

Adam Clery — Mon, 24 Dec 2012 06:30:32 +0000

I just can't keep this all to myself anymore. Between an animated character and 61 year old ex-model, I've been harbouring some less than honourable thoughts about some very, very strange women. But I'm not the only one, right?

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The 10 Women* We All Secretly Fancy

Adam Clery — Sun, 21 Oct 2012 21:00:58 +0000

Living in the public eye but operating almost unnoticed, there exists a secret society of women who, unknown to our girlfriends, subtly get us all hot under the collar. Here they're celebrated for all their strange allures.

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Newcastle & Wonga.com: An Idiot’s Guide To Morality In Football

Adam Clery — Wed, 10 Oct 2012 11:26:08 +0000

The world erupted in rancour at the news that Mike Ashley has signed a deal with the glorified loan sharks. But come on, is it really any different to the collection of charlatans and shite hawks who sponsor our clubs?

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Happy Roald Dahl Day – You Made My Childhood Worthwhile

Adam Clery — Thu, 13 Sep 2012 03:59:30 +0000

From Fantastic Mr Fox to James and the Giant Peach everything Roald Dahl wrote was 24 carat gold. Raise a glass to him today...

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Newcastle United Fans’ Season Preview: Alan Pardew Has Had Your Lass

Adam Clery — Sat, 11 Aug 2012 23:28:44 +0000

They had an unmitigated stormer last term, and thus far have managed to keep hold of their best players. With their silver fox still at the helm, is the sky truly the limit for the Magpies?

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I Survived The Newcastle Zombie Flood Apocalypse

Adam Clery — Sat, 30 Jun 2012 05:31:59 +0000

And as bad as it was, all I got was a mild hangover as Newcastle was lashed by weather so Biblical I expected Jesus H to turn up with a loaf...

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