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Alastair Beaton

Sabotaging since 6 Jun 2011

Alastair Beaton is a full-time radio jingle writer and part-time experimental chef. He comes from New Zealand which naturally means his interests include rugby, sheep and hobbits. Although he does grow all his own vegetables and has a beard. Which pretty much makes him as British as David Bellamy..

My Articles

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Food and Drink

How To Cook Like A Caveman

Trying to steal Betty away from Barney? These ribs could be just what you need…

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Food and Drink

How To Eat Like A Classic Fighter

The recipe for champions… if it’s good enough for them then it’s most certainly good enough for you. Of course this is excluding any kind of strenuous boxing match.

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TV

The Real Game Of Thrones

Looking for some Game Of Thrones gore and dragon sex before the new season kicks off? Then look no further than the history books of Britain…

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Film

RIP Tony Scott: A Tribute To The True Romance Eggplant Scene

The news that Tony Scott committed suicide is achingly sad. Among all his great scenes, this one has to be our favourite. “Now, if that’s a fact, tell me, am I lying? Cause you, you’re part eggplant”.

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Music

Five Brilliant Songs I Discovered On TV

Sometimes TV shows can hook you through a portal to a whole other medium, offering the viewer a fantastic song they may cherish more than the show itself.

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Football

How To Make The John Daly Cheeseburger

Golf’s John Daly executed his Tin Cup moment at the Australian Open on Wednesday, possibly bowing out of the game for the last time. Time to toast the Wild Thing with a burger he’d tee up for.

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Life

How to Dine Like Hannibal Lecter

It may not be feasting on the flash of your terrified neighbours, but here’s how to whip up a Hannibal style meal.

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Life

The Devil in Disguise: How To Make An Elvis Sandwich

The secrets behind Elvis Presley’s favourite fried peanut butter and banana sandwich. Step one: Inform the relevant emergency services…

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