Sabotage Times, We can't Concentrate so Why Should You?

Ceefax has sadly gone forever, and whilst I might not be able to earn a living without the Internet, I will never replace it in my heart. The quizzes, transfer rumours, late night sex text and festive Plum Duff remind me of an age I’d like to return to…

A recently divorced Val Kilmer, Marlon Brando’s pet midget and an entire island full of mutants. Welcome to the Island of Dr. Moreau.

From album covers to t-shirt designs and football logos, how the owl has held it’s own to become an icon. Britain has talons…

You can find it in the works of Chaucer, Burns, Shakespeare and Beckett. Joyce and Mailer weren’t averse to it, DH Lawrence positively loved it and there’s even a few in Samuel Pepys’ Diary. So, it’s no surprise that c*** is making a comeback.

The Chaos Crew’s Twitter fame has made them the most talked about football firm around and, parody or not, we never want them to go away…

After getting beat by the European Champions some Norwich fans wanted Hughton out. Fools…

Rochdale tape measure? A Wolves garter for the missus? Dortmund cockpit spray? Welcome to the wonderful world of football tat…

Forget It’s A Wonderful Life, you want to be watching Black Christmas, Christmas Evil and Santa’s slay for some real festive fun…

After a slow start, Norwich have racked up four home wins on the bounce, beating Arsenal, Spurs, Stoke and Man Utd. Lambert is becoming nothing more than a distant memory…

The false nine is a fairly new role in football, luckily the non existent nine has been an everpresent, here’s the first in our series of non-existent nines.

First they take away your badge, then they move your stadium to a different town and rename your club.

It was a season of great highs and not too many lows for Norwich, and if Lambert doesn’t move up to Villa then we’ve got a real chance of repeating the trick next time around.

After successfully retaining Norwich’s Premier League status, Paul Lambert is on Aston Villa’s radar should they part with Alex McLeish. But Paul, don’t go to Villa, wait for Liverpool to come calling.

Zlatan scored a corking hattrick yesterday for AC Milan, and to celebrate his autobiography coming out on the iPad we got this ace extract and the chance to win the app…

Immense against Everton yesterday, the big fella and his equally scary partner Morison are helping Norwich City batter opposition.

Big Grant Holt got the winner for Norwich against QPR this afternoon. Bet he celebrates with a pie and a pint or seven…

From ‘Dracula’ Leighton to ‘Hell Razor’ Ruddock, this team of ghoulish footballers would be good to have alongside you in a pumpkin carving competition…

Steve Morison’s sweet flick up and volley showed what he’s capable of and precisely why he’s managing to keep Grant Holt out the side.

He’s been a TV anchorman, an elf, a figure skater and a rally driver but now Will Ferrell faces his biggest challenge in his new movie Everything Must Go – being serious.

With reports circulating that Harry Hill has turned his back on TV Burp, we pay tribute to the only good programme ever shown on ITV1.

Critics might snipe that Sunderland are hardly top notch opposition, but John Ruddy has been an unlikely star so far for Norwich City. He does the basics well and is part of the spine that has suddenly made the Canaries look a decent top-flight outfit…

With Wes Hoolahan shining in Norwich City’s first win of the season over Bolton Wanderers yesterday, one fan tells us why ‘Wessi’ can really make a difference for Norwich this season…

Frank Skinner is to star in Don’t Start a new BBC Radio 4 comedy opposite IT Crowd’s Katherine Parkinson next month and as far as I’m concerned you can’t have too much of this comedy great.

I’m not going to fudge this. This is what will happen. There will be a penalty. A comeback. And a thrilling late winner…

I’ll never forget the day he scored his wonder goal against Liverpool.

The 1980s was a different place, you couldn’t rely on Google & iTunes to look cool. You had to go in search of your music, with the aid of people like Tom Hibbert at Smash Hits.

Every now and again a concept, woman or drug comes along that we just can’t get enough of. The latest is RockNuggets, a veritable smorgasbord of rock n’ roll facts that once you start reading, you just can’t stop…

It’s the end of the 80s. I was bored of guitars and getting down to Fab Five Freddy when Nike released a trainer that was essentially a sock and a brief love affair was born…

How The Cure’s ‘A Forest’ transports me back to a rather boring mid-80s Italian ski trip which was nothing like Hot Dog .. The Movie.

Bought for a bargain quarter million to replace a Canaries hero Wes Hoolahan has lit up Carrow Road with a series of sensational displays. Look out Premier League, he’s good enough to knock a few big-names off their perches.

With ‘hackgate’ seriously denting the media’s access to the A-listers, will the press-hungry z-list now prevail?

After six years away Norwich City are back in the big time. Unlike their beloved neighbours Ipswich Town this fans doesn’t see why the Canaries can’t stay a while.

Meet Johnny ‘Drama’ Chase: the modern day tough guy standing on the shifting tectonic plates of manhood.

Paul Lambert is spending money and I’m drunk on success, supporting Norwich City this summer has been a mad but exhilarating experience.

Following last week’s French adventure, the stupid seven were back on English soil and charged with revolutionising the biscuit market. Cue silly names, inane concepts and Jim talking utter nonsense…

Watching Glasto from the comfort of your own home means no mud, overpriced booze or scallys trying to sell you drugs, but it also means enduring seriously irritating presenters.

The annual Ipswich vs Norwich spat. Not just your average handbags at dawn inter-city rivalry but a true, hate fueled battle for the Pride Of Anglia

Following a 2-1 win over Nottingham Forest, Norwich City are up to second place with four games left. Here’s why I love Paul Lambert…

Hip-hop is mired by blandness, punk as an ideal has disappeared from music and subversion of a genre is a thing of the past. That was until Odd Future Wolf Gang Kill Them All exploded virally, put your hands together…

Whoever you support Arsenal or Spurs, Manchester United and Liverpool or even Norwich and Ipswich, the truth is all of us secretly love our arch rivals.

Another hit series in the making from HBO, ‘Bored To Death’ is a smart ‘dramedy’ from celebrity New York columnist and author Jonathan Ames, that’ll have you laughing, cringing but definitely not bored to death.

Much like his winning tiger-blood parties, Charlie Sheen’s capacity for inadvertent yet hilarious meme creation seems to know no limits. But if there’s a real mental health disorder at the bottom of all this, should we even be laughing?

A cheeky flirtation with the playoffs wouldn’t go a miss, neither would signing someone like Sol Campbell…but not Sol Campbell.