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The Worst Toy Vehicles Of All Time

The screams of devastated children who have just had Christmas ruined feeds the ancient cantarion demon that controls all toy companies, which is why you get products like some of the abominations here....

Real Life Superhero Top Trumps

At around the age of ten I stopped pouring battery acid on spiders and forcing them to bite me, as I realised that except for Bruce Lee's secret crime-solving ghost, super heroes don't actually exist. But...THEY DO.
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