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Benzaemon

Sabotaging since 10 Oct 2012

Three years ago Benzaemon woke up in the middle of the desert with blackout amnesia, space-beast blood all over his fists and a sentient robot watch strapped to his wrist. Now, he has set out on a mission to cure his amnesia and teach the watch (COMMY) the power of human emotions through the medium of pop culture. Along the way they shares their findings with you. His awesome profile photograph was done by Tony Clark: http://www.flickr.com/photos/tonyklarc/.

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TV

5 Shitty Characters That Almost Ruined Great Franchises

Jar Jar Binks, anyone?

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Video Games

The 7 Most Fucked Up Video Games Ever Made

Imagine waking up in a world where all the video games were not shoot-em-ups, plat-formers and MMORPGs, but bizarre North Korean racing games and sex simulators. Well, here it is…

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Life

A List Of Really Valuable Stuff You Might Actually Have In Your Loft

Until the oil runs out and we end up in a radioactive wasteland wrestling with giant cyber-rats, people will love collecting nonsenses. This old shit might actually be worth something though.

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TV

The Greatest Cartoon Character Rivalries of All Time

Possibly the world’s greatest rundown of cartoon rivalries, we take a look at Jaga and Grune’s spaceghost battle, Skeletor’s totally senseless plans and the joint suicide of Tom and Jerry…

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Hardware

The Worst Toy Vehicles Of All Time

The screams of devastated children who have just had Christmas ruined feeds the ancient cantarion demon that controls all toy companies, which is why you get products like some of the abominations here….

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Video Games

The Most Insanely Unbeatable Videogame Bosses Ever

Modern gamers are spoilt nowadays with regenerating health, mid-boss checkpoints and walkthrough guides. Here are some of the videogame bosses of yesteryear that made people fling their consoles out of windows.

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Funny

Real Life Superhero Top Trumps

At around the age of ten I stopped pouring battery acid on spiders and forcing them to bite me, as I realised that except for Bruce Lee’s secret crime-solving ghost, super heroes don’t actually exist. But…THEY DO.

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Film

The Best (And Worst) Comic Book Films Of Our Time

Avengers Assemble is better than sex and Stallone’s Judge Dredd should be erased from memory harder than Lance Armstrong’s career. It’s the best and worst comic book films out there!

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