Unlike The Film, The New Star Trek Game Boldly Goes Nowhere New
A few months ago Sabotage Times released an article with first impressions on Star Trek, the 2013 game. In it, we posed the question; Is this going to be the first non shit movie game? The answer ladies and gentlemen is a resounding NO.
Double Dragon Neon: Can The Updated Arcade Classic Still Cut It?
Before Streets Of Rage and Golden Axe there was Double Dragon; the side scrolling fighting game of choice in the 80s. Now it’s back on console with shiny new HD graphics. But does it’s gameplay still cut it?
Table Tennis: 10 Tips For Success From British Number One Paul Drinkhall
Table Tennis is a sport where consistency and getting the basics nailed down is king. Luckily, Paul Drinkhall is here to talk you through it…
FIFA 14: Everything You Need To Know
Just when you thought you’d got out, EA Sports Canada announce FIFA 14 and pull you back in.
How Hikaru of The USS Enterprise Became The Most Influential Man On The Internet
After Star Trek and the jungle, George Takei has now conquered the internet.
No Sex In The City: Getting Laid Like A Panda At A Kigu Party
In an effort to break my dry spell I went to a onesie party Dalston dressed as a panda – an animal so poor at having sex they’re now at serious risk of dying out…
Injustice Gods Among Us: Superman And Co Duke It Out Mortal Kombat Style
Ed Boon and Neatherealm Studios (of Mortal Kombat fame) have created the fighting game to put an end to the “Who would win in a fight between Superman and Batman?” conversations. FIGHT!
Uncanny X-Force: The Breaking Bad Of X-Men Comics
Set in the Marvel X-Men universe, Uncanny X-Force sees Wolverine get together a black ops assassination team tasked with eliminating threats to mutant kind. This is the comic you should be reading right now…
The Tyranny Of Modern Mash-Up Words
Manscaping? Glamping? Why don’t you just come out and admit that you’re a berkshire hunt….
How George Takei Became The Most Influential Man On The Internet
It wasn’t enough for him to conquer science fiction, Takei is dominating the internet.
How Tantric Life Coaching Put The Spring Back Into My Step
So repellent to women that I put watches out of sync, I took a tantric life coaching class. But can two hours of heavy breathing and feathers turn a man from playstation to ultimate player?
Black Mirror Series 2: How Do You Top Shagging A Pig?
Everyone’s favorite curmudgeonly television critic Charlie Brooker is back with three more tales in his twisted technology drama series Black Mirror…
The Strange Talent Of Luther Strode: If Tarantino Wrote Spider-Man
If you’re a fan of old school slasher movies, superheroics, or just a comic that is flat out fun, then The Strange Talent of Luther Strode is the book for you.
Metal Gear Solid Movie: Can It Break The Duff Video Game Adaptation Streak?
With a Metal Gear Solid film being leaked/announced last year and a possible green light on a 2013 production, here are my recommendations to help it become the faithful adaptation gamers have been waiting for…
The Top Seven Comedy Films To Come Out In 2013
2013 looks to be a good year for cinema. Here’s the best films that’ll have your sides splitting for the next 12 months
Take Me Out & The Walking Dead Boardgames: Live Meat Or Rotten Corpses?
Take Me Out & The Walking Dead are two of the most entertaining shows on television – each for very different reasons. But do their boardgame adaptations match the fun factor?
The Leeds Fan Blacking Up Is Offensive – My Skin Colour Isn’t A Costume
On New Years Day a 10 year old Leeds United fan found himself the centre of football’s latest race row. Here’s why it stuck in my craw…
DMC Devil May Cry: The Game To Spend Your Xmas Cash On
Gamers worried that the new Devil May Cry game will be emo guff relax. Here’s why DMC should be the action game to spend your January sales vouchers on.
Peep Show: Who’s The Biggest Loser, Jez or Mark?
Peep Show returns to our screens this Sunday and in honour of Channel 4′s funniest sitcom I’ve complied a duel off between our heroes Mark & Jez to find out who’s worse off.
My First Pair Of Football Boots
Ten years ago my Dad bought me my first pair of football boots – Adidas Precision Predator IIs and I absolutely adored them.
Grand Theft Auto V Trailer: Parachutes and Dog Fights
The GTA V trailer just arrived and it looks to be a crime fest of new proportions. Check out the teeth on those dogs!
Disney v Star Wars: 7 Ways To Avoid Killing The Franchise Forever
It’s the biggest annoucement in the world of Science Fiction in easily a decade. Here’s what I think Disney has to do to make Episodes VII-IX the best Star Wars trilogy of all.
Football Manager 2013: Just When I Thought I Was Out They’ve Dragged Me Back In
The world’s most addictive game returns and this time it’s hell bent on adding more marriages to it’s “35 divorces” total. Life ruiningly good and boasting new modes, clear your schedule, this one’s a biggie…
Stars Wars Episode VII: Hey Internet, Chill Out For A Moment
Last night, Walt Disney Company agreed to acquire Lucasfilm and is planning Star Wars Episode VII for 2015. Needless to say, a storm of nerd rage to rival Sandy hit the internet. But here’s why I think we should all just chill out; Episode 7 could be a good thing.
Eurogamer Expo 2012: Halo 4 & Black Ops 2 Will Blow Your Mind
Sexy Lycra clad girls with geeks, Dishonored’s deepness and why Assassin’s Creed is killing itself. Here are some of the conclusions I made from one of the UK’s biggest games shows…
NHL 13 Reviewed: With The League In Lockout, It’s A Good Job EA Are Picking Up The Slack
EA’s monopoly over the sports video games market has seen them produce a long line of ace ice hockey games, and NHL13 is no different…
A Barman’s Guide To Getting Served First
You’re a a sweaty man into stamp collecting. Follow my tips and I’ll serve you before the buxom blonde who was there ages before you and is forcing her phone number on me…
Tekken Tag Tournament 2: The Most Fun 3D Beat ‘Em Up Out There
A generation of gamers were raised on the fight stylings of Tekken on the original Playstation. Only as the franchise grew it began to get flabby and lose the fun aspect. Is Tekken Tag 2 a return to form?
“Halo 4 Was A Dream Gig” Interviewing Soundtrack Maestro Neil Davidge
Halo 4 is set to be one of the biggest games of 2012 and I got to talk to the man behind the soundtrack former Massive Attack producer Neil Davidge about the challenges of composing music for interactive medium over film and traditional albums.
FIFA 13 Playthrough: The Best Football Game Money Can Buy
We were lucky enough to play FIFA 13 a month before release. Which teams are good? What exactly is its new “first touch control system”? Read on for our in depth videogame preview.


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