Arsenal: Sign Schweinsteiger, Cry If Giroud Is Our Main Striker
Apparently we’re after some bloke called Suarez, but please God, whatever happens, let’s sign a defensive midfielder and a striker…
Arsene Wenger: The Last Bastion Of Loyalty
In a profession where guns-for-hire and mercenaries are fast becoming the norm, does Arsene Wenger’s loyalty deserve more respect?
The Dummy’s Guide To Football Small Talk
On the Armando Ianucci shows, broadcast in 2001, Ianucci, playing a version of himself, couldn’t understand why those around him could converse so easily on topics that he had no idea about. He later discovered that in fact those people had an earpiece with someone feeding them the necessary information. Such is the regurgitated way in which [...]