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Made in Chelsea 5.7: Lucy’s Love Campaign Is Gradual, Ollie Does Break Up Casual And Binky’s Mum Doesn’t Think Spencer’s Penis Is Miniscule

Daisy Buchanan — Tue, 21 May 2013 14:52:47 +0000

It's all break ups, barn dances and Barbours for the Chelsea set this week.

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My 5 Girl On Girl Crushes

Daisy Buchanan — Thu, 16 May 2013 02:06:26 +0000

From Maggie Gyllenhaal to Lady Gaga and Sasha Grey to Laura from school. It's easy to hate beautiful, intimidating women - but it's much more fun to want them.

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Made in Chelsea 5.6: Spenny’s An Arse, Lucy Has No Class And Binky Hits The Grass

Daisy Buchanan — Tue, 14 May 2013 14:43:01 +0000

Spencer and Lucy have a c*nt off, Proudlock's a snake, Binky gets a sympathy photoshoot and Louise and Andy defy the gorilla.

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5 Ways To Approach Women Without Coming Across Like A Perv

Daisy Buchanan — Mon, 13 May 2013 02:22:53 +0000

Grabbing arses doesn't work, buying us a drink doesn't mean you've purchased us and shouting 'I WOULD' is not the best chat up line... follow this guide to attracting women without being a tool...

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Made in Chelsea 5.5 How Does Rosie Fortescue Get Her Hair So Wafer Thin

Daisy Buchanan — Tue, 07 May 2013 11:00:10 +0000

Biscuits’ tattoo brings laughter, Spencer puts the moves on Lucy even faster and Mark Francis fears a floral disaster

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Made In Chelsea 5.4: Fran Takes a Punt, Richard Is Blunt & Spencer’s a C**t

Daisy Buchanan — Tue, 30 Apr 2013 03:55:02 +0000

This week sees the poshos finally being upfront with each other. Thing is, that mean Spencer owning up to shagging some other bird in his girlfriends bed at the house party he threw in her house, whilst she was away...

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Dating Disasters: The Vibrating Squirrel

Daisy Buchanan — Thu, 25 Apr 2013 02:32:58 +0000

Remember that time at university when you were drunk and desperate and pulled a woman-beating squirrel exterminator called Dave? No? I do...

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Made In Chelsea 5.3: It’s Fashion Week, Andy’s Nostrils Peak & Louise’s Eyes Don’t Leak

Daisy Buchanan — Tue, 23 Apr 2013 05:50:32 +0000

This week in the land of the snobbish and rich we've got a very over the top fashion week that ends in gay porn, kvetching and looks that could kill a bear from a hundreds miles away. At least Louise didn't cry though!

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An Underground Guide To Celeb Spotting In London

Daisy Buchanan — Mon, 22 Apr 2013 01:00:15 +0000

Visiting the capital and want to see some famous faces as well as famous places? Avoid the big West End bars and try these out instead…

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Made In Chelsea 5.2: The Gang Buys Skiing Kit, Phoebe’s Fit & Lucy Doesn’t Like It A Bit

Daisy Buchanan — Tue, 16 Apr 2013 02:59:51 +0000

This week Spencer poses again as a human punching bag, Francis doesn't want any bad blood with the gorilla and Lucy proves she may be London's most evil she-devil...

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