You can always bank on a dodgy summer in Britain, but some things are more important, like a good beer. Happiness is but one pint away.
Buenes Aires is the place to go if you think you can dance tango – or would like to at least learn. Here’s a guide to the cafes and bars where one can encounter some of the most soulful tango that Argentina has to offer.
Rather than a take a ladyfriend home and wake up Mamá, the Argies prefer to check into these secretive motels. Sure beats a car park or the bushes down the park.
Banned in the UK but a delicacy in Argentina, sweetbreads really are a highlight of life. Get em’ down ya…
You might not be on Porky Pig’s xmas card list afterwards, but if you’ve got the stomach for it, why not cook up some delicious pigs’ feet, you swine.
Just keep an eye out for those feral dogs, blood sucking ticks and freezing temperatures, eh?
The plans to make your very own solar powered vehicle are just one click away. Could this be the beginning of the end for the motor car?
Another organ is on the menu, it really is offal. So get out your pan, your kidneys and be prepared to be amazed, you devil.
Sly Stallone describes it as ‘playing golf in an earthquake’, but how will our man get on when he gets on his horse and has a go at polo?
A 60 foot plastic Jesus, an all-you-can-eat Last Supper and the chance to carry Christ’s cross – welcome to Argentina’s taste free Tierra Santa.
Trekking across Bolivia trying to dodge certain death would be all the more cinematic if I wasn’t wearing one of those silly hats.