Edward Tew

The channel does its best to sneer at somebody they think isn't as clever as them in 'Educating Joey Essex'. Great work guys.

John Barrowman presenting a daytime TV talent show for dogs. What else was television invented for?

What's stranger than watching a grown man purposely ingesting a tapeworm? Watching Vanilla Ice integrate into the Amish community. Luckily, both were on offer this week.

The thoroughly 'nice' Ben Fogel journeys to India, and we gain access into the lives of some childlike adults in Beverly Hills...

A dating service that's fit for Patrick Bateman, and a woman with far too many alsatians. Just another week in the nether-regions of television...

There are few things stranger and more tedious than Robson Green's penchant for 'extreme' fishing, but I managed to find it floating in an ITV swimming pool...

This particularly disconcerting week in TV saw middle-aged men donning bondage gear and Mrs Doubtfire style body suits.

This week we had dogs dressed as Mickey Mouse and David Blaine stabbing himself in the arm, obviously...

The only thing stranger than crackpot Nazi plans to build an Atlantic wall this week was the sight of Gordon Ramsey being 'nice'.

Two greats of modern football went head to head across a desk, and we got an insight into the mystery surrounding Britain's most famous missing aristocrat...

This week TV-land offered up a man called Brolga who mothers kangaroos, and a rather patronising look at pissed-up teenagers...

I found myself having a typically odd week in bowels of television land, stumbling upon some duck hunting hillbillies and professional conspiracy theorist David Icke's very own TV station...

His comedian son Jack was on telly more than the news last week, but it was Michael Whitehall who emerged the real star...