If Spinal Tap & Wayne's World were burly men and they sodomised High School Musical, an innocent teenage girl, on a cocktail of whiskey, crack and Methadrone, Rock of Ages would be the spawn of their hedonistic union...
From highly skilled assassins to erotically charged animals… these are the gaming legends that push my buttons, leave my fingers numb and make me want to sit in a dark room and try an MMO (that stands for ‘massive multiple orgasm’ right?)
Have you ever wondered who you'd choose between if your life depended on it? This helpful list of pros and cons is designed to help you make an informed decision...
There is no denying that Rihanna releases great pop music, but it’s her passion and ballsy attitude that I love. She’s feisty, she loves sex and she's an S&M courtesan-hussy that girls want to do too...
Movie tunes, new hairdos and Dermot's dodgy dancing didn't impress this week. Perhaps a touch of the old Cocozza marching powder would have livened up proceedings ...
After being introduced to what could well be the worst intake since inception, Freddie waddled into camp late and was instantly under the pump with a face full of maggots...
The internet erupted this morning when Liz Rones revealed she'd stolen sperm from her then boyfriend. Cheers Liz, you've made us all look like twats...