Sabotage Times » Amber Paradine http://sabotagetimes.com Football, Games, Sex, TV, Movies, Film, Music, Sport, Work, Life Wed, 22 May 2013 00:00:03 +0000 en-US hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.5.1 The Ten Customers That All Waitresses Want To Throttle http://sabotagetimes.com/reportage/the-ten-customers-that-all-waitresses-want-to-throttle/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=the-ten-customers-that-all-waitresses-want-to-throttle http://sabotagetimes.com/reportage/the-ten-customers-that-all-waitresses-want-to-throttle/#comments Sun, 10 Feb 2013 02:25:00 +0000 Amber Paradine http://www.sabotagetimes.com/?p=18168 Annoying teenagers, overprotective mum and pervy old man. Some customers just make us waitresses want to smash your main course over your head...

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]]> http://sabotagetimes.com/reportage/the-ten-customers-that-all-waitresses-want-to-throttle/feed/ 14 Rock of Ages: The Crack-Addled Offspring Of Spinal Tap & Wayne’s World http://sabotagetimes.com/reportage/rock-of-ages-the-crack-addled-offspring-of-spinal-tap-waynes-world/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rock-of-ages-the-crack-addled-offspring-of-spinal-tap-waynes-world http://sabotagetimes.com/reportage/rock-of-ages-the-crack-addled-offspring-of-spinal-tap-waynes-world/#comments Sat, 30 Jun 2012 05:29:34 +0000 Amber Paradine http://www.sabotagetimes.com/?p=21817 If Spinal Tap & Wayne's World were burly men and they sodomised High School Musical, an innocent teenage girl, on a cocktail of whiskey, crack and Methadrone, Rock of Ages would be the spawn of their hedonistic union...

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]]> http://sabotagetimes.com/reportage/rock-of-ages-the-crack-addled-offspring-of-spinal-tap-waynes-world/feed/ 3 The Voice: Lord Reith Would Be Proud http://sabotagetimes.com/reportage/the-voice-lord-reith-would-be-proud/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=the-voice-lord-reith-would-be-proud http://sabotagetimes.com/reportage/the-voice-lord-reith-would-be-proud/#comments Mon, 07 May 2012 07:52:14 +0000 Amber Paradine http://www.sabotagetimes.com/?p=19342 Judges dancing as well as smiling and singing? Cowell will be turning in his leather recliner.

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]]> http://sabotagetimes.com/reportage/the-voice-lord-reith-would-be-proud/feed/ 5 Assassin’s Creed’s Altaïr ibn-la’ahad and 4 Other Boys From Video Games I’d Let Deflower Me http://sabotagetimes.com/reportage/assassins-creeds-altair-ibn-laahad-and-4-other-boys-from-video-games-id-let-deflower-me/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=assassins-creeds-altair-ibn-laahad-and-4-other-boys-from-video-games-id-let-deflower-me http://sabotagetimes.com/reportage/assassins-creeds-altair-ibn-laahad-and-4-other-boys-from-video-games-id-let-deflower-me/#comments Mon, 16 Apr 2012 11:05:54 +0000 Amber Paradine http://www.sabotagetimes.com/?p=13544 From highly skilled assassins to erotically charged animals… these are the gaming legends that push my buttons, leave my fingers numb and make me want to sit in a dark room and try an MMO (that stands for ‘massive multiple orgasm’ right?)

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]]> http://sabotagetimes.com/reportage/assassins-creeds-altair-ibn-laahad-and-4-other-boys-from-video-games-id-let-deflower-me/feed/ 6 Easter Bunny v Jesus Christ: Whose Side Are You On? http://sabotagetimes.com/life/easter-bunny-v-jesus-christ-whose-side-are-you-on/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=easter-bunny-v-jesus-christ-whose-side-are-you-on http://sabotagetimes.com/life/easter-bunny-v-jesus-christ-whose-side-are-you-on/#comments Sun, 08 Apr 2012 06:41:50 +0000 Amber Paradine http://www.sabotagetimes.com/?p=18477 Have you ever wondered who you'd choose between if your life depended on it? This helpful list of pros and cons is designed to help you make an informed decision...

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]]> http://sabotagetimes.com/life/easter-bunny-v-jesus-christ-whose-side-are-you-on/feed/ 11 Britain’s Got Talent Week Two Reviewed: Thank Christ For Ryan O’Shaughnessy http://sabotagetimes.com/reportage/britains-got-talent-week-two-reviewed-thank-christ-for-ryan-o%e2%80%99shaughnessy/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=britains-got-talent-week-two-reviewed-thank-christ-for-ryan-o%25e2%2580%2599shaughnessy http://sabotagetimes.com/reportage/britains-got-talent-week-two-reviewed-thank-christ-for-ryan-o%e2%80%99shaughnessy/#comments Sun, 01 Apr 2012 06:34:08 +0000 Amber Paradine http://www.sabotagetimes.com/?p=18240 It's week two of the talent show, let the bottom of the barrel scraping begin...

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]]> http://sabotagetimes.com/reportage/britains-got-talent-week-two-reviewed-thank-christ-for-ryan-o%e2%80%99shaughnessy/feed/ 2 Happy Birthday Rihanna: Please Eat Bitches Like Me For Breakfast http://sabotagetimes.com/music/happy-birthday-rihanna-please-eat-bitches-like-me-for-breakfast/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=happy-birthday-rihanna-please-eat-bitches-like-me-for-breakfast http://sabotagetimes.com/music/happy-birthday-rihanna-please-eat-bitches-like-me-for-breakfast/#comments Sun, 19 Feb 2012 23:37:43 +0000 Amber Paradine http://www.sabotagetimes.com/?p=14279 There is no denying that Rihanna releases great pop music, but it’s her passion and ballsy attitude that I love. She’s feisty, she loves sex and she's an S&M courtesan-hussy that girls want to do too...

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]]> http://sabotagetimes.com/music/happy-birthday-rihanna-please-eat-bitches-like-me-for-breakfast/feed/ 17 The X Factor Final – Bigger Crowds, Bigger Performances And Bigger Boobs http://sabotagetimes.com/reportage/the-x-factor-final-%e2%80%93-bigger-crowds-bigger-performances-and-bigger-boobs/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=the-x-factor-final-%25e2%2580%2593-bigger-crowds-bigger-performances-and-bigger-boobs http://sabotagetimes.com/reportage/the-x-factor-final-%e2%80%93-bigger-crowds-bigger-performances-and-bigger-boobs/#comments Sun, 11 Dec 2011 11:23:18 +0000 Amber Paradine http://www.sabotagetimes.com/?p=14823 More props, a bigger audience, and huge, elaborate performances... so why was the first half of this week's X Factor Final still achingly tedious?

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]]> http://sabotagetimes.com/reportage/the-x-factor-final-%e2%80%93-bigger-crowds-bigger-performances-and-bigger-boobs/feed/ 2 X Factor 2011, Week 16: Can We Vote Louis Out? http://sabotagetimes.com/reportage/x-factor-2011-week-15-can-we-vote-louis-out/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=x-factor-2011-week-15-can-we-vote-louis-out http://sabotagetimes.com/reportage/x-factor-2011-week-15-can-we-vote-louis-out/#comments Sun, 04 Dec 2011 11:28:35 +0000 Amber Paradine http://www.sabotagetimes.com/?p=14598 It's down to the final four and as the contestants have dwindled each week, so have the personalities.

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]]> http://sabotagetimes.com/reportage/x-factor-2011-week-15-can-we-vote-louis-out/feed/ 0 10 Weird Secret Santa Gifts http://sabotagetimes.com/reportage/10-weird-secret-santa-gifts/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=10-weird-secret-santa-gifts http://sabotagetimes.com/reportage/10-weird-secret-santa-gifts/#comments Sat, 03 Dec 2011 09:05:03 +0000 Amber Paradine http://www.sabotagetimes.com/?p=14547 Taking the pain out of buying a stranger a present; here's a run down of the strangest gifts for your colleagues this Christmas.

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