Sabotage Times, We can't Concentrate so Why Should You?Sabotage Times, We can't Concentrate so Why Should You?

image

Saboteur Profile

See all Saboteurs

George Young

Sabotaging since 7 Jul 2013

English Lit student who likes to write words and stuff; Man United oriented despite my Estuary accent, catch me on Twitter: @highlystrungyng..

My Articles

Lists

7 Dodgy Essex Boozers To Avoid Like The Plague

At its best, an old-fashioned boozer is a joy to behold. At its worst, it’s where dreams go to die and mutants congregate in packs. Here are Essex’s seven worst pubs.

84
Football

Man United: Ditch Cheat Young And Nani, Bring In Di Maria And Hummels To Make Top 4

The brilliant form of De Gea and Rooney, plus a recent upsurge in results has given us hope; but big signings must be made in January…

Football

How Arsenal & Man City Can Overcome Europe’s Best Two Teams

Man United and arguably Chelsea have had a fortunate draw, but Arsenal and Man City can look forward to two cracking ties in the Champions League Last 16.

2
Football

Man United: Ditch Woeful Young, Be Bold And Raid Dortmund In The Summer

A nervy win against Shakhtar is only papering over the cracks; it’s time for Moyes to chuck players like Ashley Young and think big in the transfer market.

2
Football

The Brazil 2014 World Cup Draw: Live Blog

The draw for the biggest show in sport is among us: the 2014 World Cup. Follow our live account of all the important events unfolding in Rio.

Travel

Tubing In Laos: Booze, Drugs and No Rules In Paradise Party Town

Hallucinogenic drugs, liquor and death trap amusements on Laos’ Nam Song river - what could possibly go wrong?

2
Football

Man United: Old Trafford Aura Will Disappear Forever If Arsenal Win

As Arsene Wenger’s brilliant team visit Old Trafford this Sunday, United fans need to realise that a win for Arsenal could have a far-reaching impact.

2
Sex

SexPexFex: The Internet’s Weirdest Sex Game

So you’ve finished GTA V, what next? What about SexPexFex, the internet’s most screwed up game involving mojos, dildos and casual chat.

Football

Man United: Dump Clev, Liberate Kagawa, Sign Gundogan To Make Top 4

That win against Stoke gave Moyes some breathing space, but Man United still have a mountain to climb just to keep up with their closest rivals.

4
Football

Man United: Rapidly Improving De Gea Is The New Schmeichel

Man United secured a vital win in the Champions League last night but it’s the emerging brilliance of David De Gea which has been most impressive lately…

Social Networking

Twats On Tinder: 9 Of The Biggest Bellends You’ll Hopefully Never Meet

The best Tumblr we’ve seen this week; if you ever meet any of these Tinder twats, please punch them for us…

People

John Jacob Astor I: The World’s First Big Time Drug Dealer

From the seedy backstreets of London and opium-ridden Canton in the 19th century right to the modern day, drug dealing has always been big business. But who was the world’s first drug dealer? The answer may surprise you…

Football

Manchester United Have To Choose Chicharito Over Welbeck To Stop The Rot

The bright new dawn at Manchester United is looking more like a miserable, dirty hangover from the Sir Alex Ferguson era right now. Crucially, Moyes can’t afford to ignore the undervalued Little Pea, Javier Hernandez, who has the talent to become a United legend.

3
Music

Los Narcocorridos: Mexico’s Drug Cartel Tunes Taking California By Storm

There’s a dangerous musical revolution in America that continues to go under the radar. Narcocorridos are ‘drug ballads’ glorifying the dangerous cartels which run Mexico; they’re already setting up camp in California…

2
Football

Man United: Young A Disgrace, Moyes Has To Trust Januzaj & Zaha To Win Titles

A 4-1 loss to their bitter city rivals has left Manchester United fans furious; but after being as useful as a cock-flavoured lollipop in defence, midfield AND attack, the performance of their wingers was perhaps the worst of all.

7
Football

Manchester United vs. Manchester City: As It Happened

Manchester United against Manchester City; one of football’s oldest, bitterest derbies, not to mention the most intriguing match of the season so far between two genuine title contenders. Stay with us as we give you a live blow by blow account of events at The Etihad.

5
Football

Manchester United: Please Moyes, Play Kagawa & Zaha To Rip Bayer To Pieces

Manchester United’s Champions League campaign starts in earnest against an impressive Bayer Leverkusen tonight; David Moyes needs to grow a pair, use the brilliant attacking talent available, and set down a European benchmark.

3
Food and Drink

The Buckhorn Exchange: Deep-Fried Bull’s Balls At Denver’s Oldest Restaurant

The Buckhorn Exchange is Denver’s oldest, and possibly America’s wackiest, Wild West era restaurant. Buffalo prime rib, taxidermy and bull’s testicles? Oh go on then…

Sport

Rafael Nadal: Forget Federer, The Spaniard Will Be The G.O.A.T

Rafael Nadal recorded a stunning US Open victory over Novak Djokovic on Monday; with several years ahead of him, Rafa can and will go on to cement his place as the G.O.A.T.

3
Food and Drink

Meatopia: The 5 Best Dishes At London’s Carnivore Paradise

Meatopia came to London’s Tobacco Dock after a hugely successful run in New York; the ultimate meaty extravaganza of hog heaven and bovine bliss, here were the best five dishes on the day.

Football

David Moyes: This Formation (And No Giggs) Is The Only Option For Manchester United

Manchester United have so far failed to impress in the opening weeks of the season; here’s the team Moyes should pick against Crystal Palace to kickstart his Old Trafford revolution.

46
Football

Manchester United: Can Failure To Land Playmaker Be Making Of Kagawa?

What a disastrous Deadline Day it was for Manchester United fans, with only Fellaini in to improve on a frankly unimpressive midfield. But United already have the perfect player to provide the invention and guile they need: arise, Shinji Kagawa.

3
Football

Manchester United: 10 Of The Best Anti-Woodward Tweets

After Manchester United’s shambolic late dealings yesterday, in which only mega-fro Marouane Fellaini arrived for £27.5m, the Twittersphere has gone mad with hatred for Ed Woodward…

5
Football

Manchester United Transfer Deadline Day As It Happened: Failed Coentrao Panic Loan, Near Total Failure

After yesterday’s woeful loss to the dreaded Scousers, Manchester United need to get some business done. Fellaini? Ozil? Modric? Come on Moyesy, keep calm and carry on…

31
Football

Manchester United: Sign Di Maria And Ozil Or Promote Zaha and Januzaj

Manchester United’s woeful display against Liverpool showed just how lacklustre their midfield is; David Moyes has two choices: plunder Real Madrid for Di Maria and Ozil or take a chance on Zaha and Januzaj.

5
Football

Manchester United: Replace Carrick & Cleverly With Mata & Marchisio Or Suffer

After Manchester United’s bore draw against Chelsea, the ineffective midfield duo of Carrick and Cleverly demonstrated just why United need to move not for one, but two new midfielders…

5
Football

Danny Welbeck: Moyes Could Turn The Utility Man Into The Next Henry

Five years ago Manchester United forward Danny Welbeck promised so much but has often failed to deliver. After a match-defining brace against Swansea, can Welbeck maintain his blistering start for a whole season?

1
Football

Ezequiel Garay: Why The Argentine Defender Is A Must-Buy For Man United

After a sterling performance for Argentina last night, 26-year-old Benfica centre-back Ezequiel Garay is bolstering his reputation as one of the world’s best defenders. Here’s why David Moyes must make Garay his first big signing for Man United…

Football

Adel Taarabt: Fulham Fans Remember His Wonder Goal For QPR At The Cottage

The mercurial Moroccan Adel Taarabt has been reunited with former manager Martin Jol on a season long loan for Fulham; here’s a reminder of why The Cottagers will be glad he’s on their side this season.

1
1