Sabotage Times, We can't Concentrate so Why Should You?

Sooty has entertained kids for the last 60 years, but has he still got what it takes? I went to meet the notoriously shy teddy bear…

All comedians are mad, it’s a prerequisite for the job however no act quite wears it on their sleeve like Steven Brody Stevens. This comedian literally got sectioned for his madness…

On the dole as a freelance writer, hardly a rarity, but when you’ve got a natural knack for conflict like I have, getting a job as a wage slave isn’t easy…

Danny Boyle’s Isles of Wonder was great and all that, but it didn’t feature Gazza on a park bench, Eddie the Eagle Edwards or David Cameron singing the Reggae Reggae Sauce song, did it?

Just when I thought life couldn’t get any worse, I’ve resorted to Missed Connections to find love in the hope that the girl who looked at me for 3 seconds on the train feels the same way…

Thousands of proles spent the Jubilee bending and scraping to The Queen in the pouring rain and she could barely crack a smile. It’s time to inject a bit of fun back into Britain – so let’s anoint Harry.

A few years a go I was granted an audience with Jimmy Savile. We talked about Fix it, Wrestling and his relationship with Elvis. It was an unforgettable experience.