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Howard Turner

Sabotaging since 3 Mar 2012

Howard Turner has run his own businesses with varying degrees of success since 2005. In that time he has experienced the highs and lows of entrepreneurial endeavour. Mostly the lows. He is from Cumbria but now lives in Suffolk. He's on Twitter @nolittleman and blogging on https://nolittleman.wordpress.com/.

My Articles

Life

10 Things That Will Fuck Up Your Business

If you’re about to set up a business there are a number of things you need to know if you don’t want to end up standing around a burning oil drum under the flyover and teling everyone about the great business you had.

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Politics

Confessions of a Foodbank Employee Part 2: Feckless Spivs & Filthy Sewers

The Daily Mail might think there’s a sense of entitlement but spend a day working for a foodbank and you’ll see that modern Britain is rotting from the ground up…

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Politics

Confessions of a Foodbank Employee: Fat MPs & Their Rampant Capitalism

I volunteered at the local food bank after losing my job, and the inner-workings are further demonstration of the hell of 21st Century Britain…

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Film

The One Percent: What American Dream?

It’s a country built around the concept of a ‘dream’, but America’s growing inequality gap is a nightmare for everyday man as this film portrays.

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Life

Confessions Of A Foodbank Employee Part 3: Why It’s Right To Be Ashamed

The poverty I have seen on my drop-offs is of third world standard and we should be embarrassed that it has been allowed to happen, and ashamed that right-wing commentators believe that they highlight a fruitful society…

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Food and Drink

The Best (And Worst) Non-Alcoholic Lagers

Giving up beer is hard work enough without having to spend ages trying to find an alternative, this guide to the best, and worst, non-alcoholic beers should set you in the right direction…

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Sport

What Happened When International Rugby’s Most Violent Individual Went Boxing?

‘The Machine’ Danny Grewcock v Justin ‘The Plank’ Harrison in a three-round boxing match you say? Seconds out…

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Fashion & Style

The Origin Of ‘Red F*cking Trousers’

A largely pointless explanation for the two very distinct origins of the current trend for Fucking Red Trousers.

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Fashion & Style

The Buffalo Mountain Shirt

Like taking on the outdoors? Well this is the best piece of kit you’ve probably never heard of..

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Fashion & Style

Barbour’s Brand Over-Extended

Originally the jacket of farmers, then adopted by casuals and now six year old girls. The Barbour International has had its day says one disgruntled former fan.

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Life

The Chronicles Of A Failed Businessman: How Not To Deal With Beancounters

Accountants, I’ve had them all. From cockney wideboys to financial overlords, I’m now stuck with a bloke who wears a pinstripe suit with holes in it…

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Football

Running The Para 10 P Company Challenge

Looking for a tough physical challenge? 10 miles of ankle-high mud, steep, ragged terrain and a time limit of two hours make this the hardest 10 miles you’ll ever run…

Music

The Minx: The Best Thing To Come Out Of Manchester Since Oasis

Their new song ‘No Friends’ is available now. The Minx explain the work that went into the debut single and deliver their opinion on the competition…

People

Falklands 30 Year Anniversary: I Detest Thatcher But The War Was Justified

On the 30th Anniversary of the conflict and with Thatcher and The Falklands in the news again, it’s time to explode the myth that the 1982 Falklands War was fought to bolster Thatcher’s popularity.

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Life

After 25 Years Of Binges, I’ve Had Enough. I’m Giving Up Booze

The party is well and truly over. I don’t crave drink but when I start I can’t stop. I’ve pissed in people’s bags, seen off more stag’s than a Scottish gamekeeper and am increasingly depressed…

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