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Ian Hough

Sabotaging since 5 May 2011

Ian Hough is from Manchester. He currently lives in exile from that city's Thought Police in an undisclosed location in the USA. Author of Perry Boys and Perry Boys Abroad, and a regular contributor to United We Stand fanzine, he continues to focus on issues that matter to real British people, like chips and UFOs and wanking and that. His natural habitat is drinking heavily while watching conspiracy theory videos on YouTube. He knows they're out to get him, and it's not just the drugs..

My Articles

Politics

Ferguson Verdict: Another State-Sponsored Murder Of A Black Man

Here’s how the state’s decision that Michael Brown was at fault for his own murder at the hands of the police triggered the worst night of rioting yet in the Missouri city…

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Food and Drink

Five Killer Dishes for Real Men Who Die of Heart Attacks When Quite Young

I once thought that it would be alcohol that would result in my untimely death, but after much consideration, it is these meals that are to die for… literally.

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Football

Manchester United: Why TOP REDZ Are As Bad As Moyes

Think a 3-1 win over an awful Fulham is progress? Moyes is the wrong choice, and his apologists even worse…

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Film

From Saw Horse To Silly Elliot: Ten Alternative Movies And The Stars That Should Be In Them

Think you know your films a bit too well? Then consider these alternative versions of ten blockbusters

Football

5 Points Is Nothing, Manchester City Can Still Catch Manchester United

Mancini might have declared the title-race over but we know that’s nonsense, with everything to play for in the final weeks of the season

Football

Manchester United: 5 Reasons Why I Love Paul Scholes

Paul Scholes return to the fold has been instrumental in Manchester United’s march on the title. Here’s why I love him.

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Football

Ozzy Osbourne And 9 Alternative England Managers

After two failed foreign imports we’re all after someone who can represent Britain at its best to lead England to victory this summer. Who better than the bat eating madman?

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Football

A Manchester United Fans’ Grudging Admiration For Liverpool and The Kop

The Kop v Stretford End. Lacoste v Fred Perry. Scouser v Woolyback. The Liverpool/Manchester United rivalry is an intense tribal clash of mentality and culture. Yet there can also be some respect there too. Grudgingly.

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Life

The Fourth Quarter: A Marketer’s Tale

It’s coming to the end of the year, you could either knuckle down and concentrate on your work, or have a boardroom breakdown, it’s completely up to you…

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Fashion & Style

The Best Trainers I Never Had

Forget Fever Pitch this is Trainer Pitch, a tribute to the most desirable but unattainable sports footwear of yesteryear.

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Football

A Riot Torn Analysis Of The Community Shield

I expected Pele to emerge in the red of United, City fans never bothered to turn up and Sir Alex is still the sharpest tool in the box…

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Football

Soccer’s For Girls: The Trials of a Manchester United Fan In The USA

As Manchester United prepare to take on the MLS All Stars today I can’t help recalling what a massive headache it used to be as a football fan living in the States.

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