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James Matheson

Sabotaging since 3 Mar 2013

James is a 27 year-old Scottish PR consultant living in Edinburgh. He enjoys films, tea, football, comedy and the colour blue. He dislikes rudeness, slow walkers, pseudoscience and marzipan in cakes. He sometimes writes about some of the more interesting dates he's been on or unusual encounters he has with the fairer sex. Purely for the amusement of others. You can find him on twitter: @jambags38..

My Articles

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Sex

Confessions Of An Accidental Swinger

How a chance encounter with a girl in a club led to one of the strangest nights of my life.

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Hideous Dates Christmas Special: The Season Of Good Will? You Must Be Joking

I thought Emily wanted a Christmas boyfriend. All she was really after was a bloody decorator…

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Hideous Dates #3: The Accidental Man Date

A friendly drink with an old pal quickly turned into an awkward Valentine’s Day meal

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Hideous Dates #6: A Comedy Of Errors

When a person says they don’t ‘get’ comedy, it’s best to walk away…

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Hideous Dates #2: The Importance Of Texting A Girl After A Date

I have a running joke with my friends that I only date girls up until the 5th date. Then all the new excitement goes and I lose interest. This was one of those cases. Although it didn’t quite end how I wanted it to.

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Hideous Dates: Why I’m Never Sending A Girl Flowers Ever Again

Want to brighten up a girl’s day? Well, you’d think flowers would be a great way to do it…

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Hideous Dates: An Exercise In Misunderstanding

Read your texts properly, or an afternoon in the pub can into a murderous hike…

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Funny

Hideous Dates #1: The Girl With The Hamster Tattoo

The first two dates had gone well, then I got back to her bedroom and everything went pear-shaped…

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