Sabotage Times, We can't Concentrate so Why Should You?

Listen, pal. It ain’t a motorbike and it definitely ain’t a hoverboard. Step down and use your legs like a normal human being…

It’s a guybrator you only need to stick your old chap in, switch it on and let it do the rest… What more could you want?

I was in the midst of a three month dry patch and would have felt-up a turnip given the chance; step forward Shauna, the gassy Welsh lass who can’t keep her hands to herself…

The threat of social awkwardness ruins one night stands for some but I’ve devised a few rules in which we all have fun, no one gets hurt and everyone gets laid…

The world is full of drunk strangers having sex with each other. Some of us are just trying a bit harder at it than others…

A week long event in the Spanish desert, the European cousin of Burning Man promotes itself as a rule-free experiment in creative freedom and self-expression. I was psyched for it, but also keen to find out where its heart really was…

Take the 55 bus into East London and you’ll find that the bars, clubs and bogs of East London are awash with cocaine. But why has it happened?

Many still see meeting people online as the preserve of the lazy-eyed sex pest. Here’s why if you are single it’s time to get yourself out there…

Single? Horny? Here’s my guide to finding a like-minded soul in the capital…

Drug dealers aren’t all dodgy scallies nicking your wallet while giving you gear. I’ve had loads I’ve got on famously with. Here are the best…

It’s an institution and first port of call for the drunk and frisky. Just don’t get stuck in the queue for the gents…

I’ve been on-off dating the lovely Caroline for a few months now, unsure as to whether or not to commit. Unfortunately, last night, my lil’ General decided for me….