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Johnny Proctor

Sabotaging since 2 Feb 2013

Johnny from The Kingdom Of Fife / Scotland grew up wanting to be an astronaut , then a football player , then eventually a gangster , found out that was a lot more work & hassle than Goodfellas had suggested so moved on to wanting to write for sabotage times ! Passionate about writing , Dundee United FC , an eclectic love of music music , film & video games. Get him talking about any of the subjects he's passionate about and you better have the next half a day spare. Follow Johnny at @johnnyroc73.

My Articles

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Life

The Day I Punched A Clown & Nearly Got Lynched By Circus Gypsies

Coulrophobia: The fear of clowns. Yes, it’s real, and here’s how it led me to indadvertedly ruining a circus show.

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Travel

I Got Beaten Up By Police In Ibiza After Shooting A Teddy Bear In The Head

This is what happens when you’re on the White Isle and suddenly everything goes drastically wrong.

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Life

Working As A Taxi Driver Isn’t All It’s Cracked Up To Be

Rarely do we ever think of what it’s like for the Great British taxi driver. I know I didn’t…until I had a go at driving one myself.

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Music

Danny Brown: Detroit’s Most Psychopathic Rapper

Detroit’s finest is gearing up for his return to attack your ear drums, put some dark thoughts in your head whilst doing things to your girlfriend that you’ll have nightmares about…

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Music

Illmatic: Why Nasty Nas’ Masterpiece Stands The Test of Time

Nas’ iconic debut album “Illmatic” is 19 years old this year and it still sounds as fresh as it did in 1994. Here’s a tribute to this masterpieces of hip hop artistry…

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Sport

The Real Escape To Victory: The Amazing Tale Of FC Start

Heard the one about the prisoners of war who faced up to the Nazis on the football pitch during world war 2? Well the Ukrainian players of FC Start did such a thing and they never needed any help from Pele, Michael Caine or Sylvester Stallone!

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Music

The Underachievers & Their New Age Psychedelic Hip-Hop

This rapping duo take shrooms and drop acid as opposed to “popping Cristal and skeetin on hoes”. Welcome to the world of The Underachievers and their third eye rap lyrics…

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