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JoJo Smith

Sabotaging since 1 Jan 2012

Comedian, journalist, traveller, teacher, chat show host, royal pain in the arse. JoJo Smith is all of the above and more. History includes ironing Dexys Midnight Runners’ trousers, being Mick Jones’ personal banker, calling bingo at Butlins, and John Lydon’s Red Stripe roadie. In the punk rock days she was The Ligger. Now she mainly talks dirty for money. Twitter: @MissJoJoSmith Website: www.jojosmith.com.

My Articles

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Travel

Knee Defenders? Reclining In Economy Class Should Be Banned Altogether

The five inches or whatever it is adds nothing to your comfort, pisses off the person behind you and is generally a nonsense…

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Life

Boob Jobs Aren’t Just For Bimbos

Breast implants aren’t just for glamour models, strippers and celebs. Here’s my rousing defence of the boob job…

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Life

Help! Everyone On My Bus Smells Of Piss

We might be in the second decade of the 21st century, yet there are still people who find it fitting to leave the house smelling like a bog. It’s just not acceptable…

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Life

Why Kids And Art Galleries Just Don’t Mix

It’s all very well and good kids getting into art at a young age, but when they just turn up shouting and screaming in art galleries it’s enough to send a sane woman close to the edge

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Travel

Muay Thai In Chiang Mai

Not your average Sunday evening: whiling away the weekend watching Thai boxers kick the shit out of each other and pondering my own chances in the ring…

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Travel

Stalking Ryan Gosling In Thailand

How I discovered the existence of Ryan Gosling, rapidly fell in love with him and shortly afterwards bumped into him in Thailand…

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Music

Bob Marley: The Greatest Man I Almost Met

Last Friday saw the cinematic release of Kevin MacDonald’s stunning new documentary; Marley. For me, the powerful film evokes the unshakeable regret of never seeing him live.

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Life

My Celebrity Deal Or No Deal Debut: Opening The Red Box

I almost thought someone was having me on, but I really did get called to Deal Or No Deal duty by Jimmy Carr. Here’s a run down of my day as a red box master…

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Film

Shame Is A Great Film, But What’s With Fassbender’s Bush?

Michael Fassbender may be a dish, but he could do with learning a thing or two about personal grooming…

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