Newcastle: 5 Things To Ensure Next Season Isn’t A Disaster (If We Stay Up)
Hopefully this is a season to forget rather than remember for another relegation. If that’s so, here’s how to ensure it never happens again…
The Nike Mach Runner: A Tribute To The Timeless Classic
Over their storied fifty year history, Nike has produced some of the greatest and most iconic trainers ever seen. However, there is one trainer that has gone criminally under appreciated. The timeless Nike Mach Runner.
Yohan Cabaye: Sell Him To PSG And We Riot
The creative hub of our team, if we’re to stand any chance of attaining silverware then it’s absolutely crucial that Newcastle hold onto Cabaye, regardless of interest from PSG.
Newcastle United: No Desire, No Passion, No Fight, No Points
An abject performance against them lot down the road didn’t aid our survival bid, but in all honest; the poor performance meant Newcastle deserved to lose to Sunderland in the latest Tyne-Wear clash.
Now Cisse’s Scoring Again, Newcastle Can Beat Benfica & Slay Sunderland
Our chances are slim, but could a returning-to-form Papiss Cisse help fire Newcastle to a most unlikely of victories?
Forget City Defeat, April Will Make Or Break Newcastle’s Season
Three winnable games, including one against the Mackems, and it should be enough to stave off relegation. This is Newcastle, however, and winning in April is easier said than done.
Gascoigne, Pirlo, Seedorf and Zola: Football’s Neglected Masterpieces Part 2
Backheeled volleys from Chelsea hero Zola, and classic Gascoigne dribbling that’ll bring a tear to Spurs fans eyes. More of the football world’s most neglected masterpieces, These all happened, and they’re all amazing.
Newcastle: Get Ben Arfa To Attack Swansea’s Weak Spot & March On Up The Table
After a historic week in south Wales, could this be the best, or possibly worst, possible time for in-form Newcastle to be heading to the Liberty?
Cabaye: The Quarterback Who Can Steer Us Away From Danger
Of all the French contingent at St James Park, it is Yohan Cobaye who has the brains to save Newcastle United.
Ben Arfa, Neymar, Ginola & Other Neglected Footballing Masterpieces
A sad theme has arisen in the British game whereby if a great goal is scored outside the glare of the Sky Sports/BBC cameras, it pretty much never happened. The time has now come to unearth the football world’s most neglected masterpieces.
The Greatest Goal I Ever Saw Scored Against Newcastle: The Bergkamp Flick & Turn For Arsenal
Newcastle fans thought Nicos Dabizas had just ballsed up, but Bergkamp’s outrageous flick and cool finish is the greatest goal I saw scored against Newcastle, and perhaps ever scored in the Premier League.
Quentin Tarantino: The Theory Of His Hidden Universe
They aren’t easy to pick out, but if you look hard enough you can spot Tarantino’s ‘scratch beneath the surface’ world. Has the creative director set his films in a separate, parallel realm, or is it just one big coincidence?
Newcastle United Should Cash In On Demba ‘Mercenary’ Ba
Another transfer window, another Demba Ba buy-out clause; and as a Newcastle fan, it really is getting a bit tedious now. As much as it pains me to say it, but for the good of the club, I think it may be time for Newcastle United to cash in on the Senegal Hitman.
10 of Football’s Most Fantastic Flops
From Marlet to Maccarone; here’s a sorry selection of players you’d probably hoped to foget about…
The Greatest Match I Ever Saw: Newcastle 4-4 Arsenal
After watching the amazing Arsenal/Reading game recently, it got me thinking, I’ve been to many matches, but what’s the best match I’ve ever been to?! It didn’t take long to decide…
CM Punk and Daniel Bryan: The Rise of the Small Wrestler Can Save WWE
For years steroids have been killing off wrestlers in their 30s and 40s but now there’s a new breed that could revolutionise the sport
You Think You Know Me? The 5 Greatest Football Metamorphoses
From the maligned to the misfiring, this collection of managers and players prove that a leopard can change its spots…
Lights, Camera, Madness: 1000 Episodes Of WWE Raw
Panto, soap opera, faked, all these accusations have been leveled at WWE over the years, but with Monday Night Raw celebrating its 1000th episode, it’s time for doubters to hold their hands up and celebrate what a historic and memorable achievement this is.
“Fernando Is Faster Than You”… The Sad Demise Of Felipe Massa
Within 4 years Massa has gone from contender to seemingly on the verge of being given the boot at Ferrari; here are a few things that contributed to his fall.
Ex-Manchester United Defender John O’Shea And Other Players Who Forgot They Were Rubbish
From John O’Shea to David Dunn to Emile Heskey, here’s a list of average Premier League players that took a shot at greatness. They all failed…
The Best (And Worst) Endings To TV Shows
From The Sopranos to Lost via Friends and Life On Mars, TV show endings go one of two ways. Here’s a rundown of who got it right and who cocked it up…
Dead Man Still Walking: 20 Years Of The Undertaker
We all know that Wrestling is fake and the outcomes pre-determined; but the legendary Undertaker has just competed in his 20th straight Wrestlemania, so after more than two decades at the top of his tree, is it time we all paid our respects to the Dead Man?
Formula One: This Season We Will Discover Who Is The Best Of The Best
With six World Champions on the grid and six different winners from six races; this F1 season is shaping up to be the most open yet; have the now infamous new Pirelli tyres evened things to such a point where we finally find out who really is the best?


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