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Juliet Du Vivier

Sabotaging since 8 Aug 2011

Failed kiss-and-tell girl. Starting at the tender age of 16, by appearing on the front page of The Sun for not managing to pull Prince William, she has spent the past 17 years not snogging a host of other famous individuals without featuring in the national press. Her louche media lifestyle is the inspiration for her current writing, which is mostly based around scientific investigations into trying to get off with boys. There's not much she won't do for a glass of Sauvignon Blanc and a packet of Discos..

My Articles

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Sex

How I Mastered Female Ejaculation

Science can’t explain where it comes from or why it happens, but quite frankly I don’t care. Pass me a towel.

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Why I’m Going On The Man-Wagon

It’s all well and good being young and carefree, but meaningless shags can only get you so far…

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Sex

Ethical Porn: Making Feminism Sexy

Porn doesn’t have to end with a woman’s face looking like a painter’s radio…

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Life

Online Dating: It Ain’t What It Used To Be

The modern-day dating site has changed. Formerly a place where single people went to meet others for dating, relationships and sex, we’re now presented with little more than location-based fuck apps.

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Life

How To Cycle And Flirt Successfully

Get your bike love, you’ve pulled. A guide to cycling and flirting …

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Sex

I Just Don’t Get Porn

I’m fond of a frot and go weak at the knees at the sight of a topless Beckham, so why haven’t I watched porn since I was a teenager…

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Life

My Lady Garden Dilemma: To Wax Or Not To Wax

Spend any amount of time in the company of well groomed naked women and you’re going to start questioning your hair removal options. Here’s my dilemma.

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Life

Why Female Cyclists Aren’t Getting Their Legs Over

Here’s five reasons why the only thing getting mounted is on two wheels …

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Sex

Forget Valentine’s Day: Let’s Make February 14th V For Vagina Day

Valentine’s Schmalentine’s, I propose we knock it one the head and celebrate our most intimate parts…

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Life

A Guide To Blagging Your New Year’s Resolutions

Have trouble sticking to your resolutions? Read this handy 5-step guide for ensuring that your lack of self-control is managed in such a way to absolve you of all guilt, and deliver a sense of self-righteousness and piety.

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Funny

The Evolution of Dating: The Three Stages Of Man

According to my study based on both scientific and anecdotal evidence (ok, mainly anecdotal), three separate phases can be identified in a man’s physical and emotional development up to their 30s…

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Life

5 Reasons Why Cycling Is Sex On Wheels

Getting on your bike could get you laid, now that it’s no longer an accessory for hippies and squares.

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