Kjartan Lancaster is a writer and satirist currently based in London. He spends more time smoking and drinking cask ale than is physically or psychologically healthy, but uses this time wisely seeking out disagreeable company, which opens the mind. He hates banality over all things, perhaps with the exception of the proliferation of 'common sense' over well reasoned arguments. Kjartan tries to travel as often as possible, specifically to seek out the most unusual, odd, dangerous and unpleasant places, collecting everywhere his impressions of the members of this human species, and despairing that virtually all people are the same everywhere..
