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Phil Lucas

Sabotaging since 5 May 2013

Phil Lucas tends to divide his time between 3 things. As a published poet he sits in cafes a lot and watches things whilst clutching a notebook. When not doing that, he’ll probably be at home working on one of the many ‘projects’ for his website. Those projects take numerous forms, but usually involve some form of minor celebrity, an extremely poor execution of Photoshop, blu-tac and a local tree. If it’s the evening then he may well be doing stand-up somewhere with a large screen and a PowerPoint presentation. Somehow all of the above seems to provide Phil with a moderate existence. His parents, whilst not disappointed, look upon him as a man to be humoured..

My Articles

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Real Scented Shower Gels As Band Names And Albums

Exactly what i says on the tin…

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14 Photos That Prove Homosexuality Did Cause The UK Floods

That bloody UKIP councillor was right all along….

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Fairytales Using The Language Of Facebook Status Updates

If this doesn’t make you #LOL nothing will…

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Voodoo Sign Found In Nando’s

Come again…?

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16 Pop Stars Working In The Office

Basement Jaxx sending a fax? Tupac getting the sack? These are brilliant…

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Real Facebook Statuses Made Into Inspirational Quotes

Nelson Mandela has only gone and finally put the heating on…

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9 Brilliant Postcards In Newsagents’ Windows

Postcards in shop windows are usually nonsense right? Think again…

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8 Planning Notices Found In Brighton

Beautiful wastes of time…

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7 Examples Of Breathtaking Barry Gibb Fan Art

The man, the myth, the mane - as seen through the eyes of his fans.

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