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Rebecca Lomax

Sabotaging since 3 Mar 2011

Rebecca Lomax is a journalism student. After deciding there had to be more to life than spending eight hours a day at the insurance grindstone she carted herself off to college at the grand old age of 32. Currently splitting her time between studying, writing for the local paper and watching too much American television. Despite never having had the call to take up acting, Rebecca has written her Oscar acceptance speech..

My Articles

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People

Rebekah Brooks Walks Free: Here’s 5 Alternative Jobs For The Former Tabloid Editor

She’s somehow managed to walk free from court while Andy Coulson stares down the barrel of a lengthy stretch, so we’ve scoured the job market for the woman who made even Ross Kemp look tolerable…

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Life

Coffee Chains Are Charmless, Grubby Hell Holes

Don’t believe the dream ‘Friends’ sold you, ten a penny coffee chains aren’t places of warmth, friendship and joy, they’re crap.

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Hardware

Self Driving Cars: Is This The Start of The Robot Apocalypse?

Wave goodbye to road rage, and even human drivers, because self-driving cars are on the ascent.

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Hardware

Tom Lewis: The Graffiti Artist With Talent To Burn

Since his work was featured on the BBC’s Junior Apprentice, Tom has sold some of his work for £12,500. Here he tells about Tattoos, success and making money…

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Social Networking

How Not To Run A Twitter Parody

Running a parody account on Twitter is fraught with virtual danger. These tips won’t stop you being a knob, but they might keep you out of trouble.

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People

The Curious Case Of B.R Newell’s Business Card

B.R Newell left behind a business card any man would be proud to call their own. But was he really a ballad singing soldier of fortune?

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Hardware

FlipFlip: Safety Gear For The Fashion Conscious

Finally a solution to cycling visibility that doesn’t involve putting on a hi-viz polyester vest…

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Life

Competition Granny Wins Big

Wouldn’t it be good if your Nan turned up with an exotic holiday and a DVD player all packed in her tartan shopping trolley? Well this grandmother of 3 has been winning great prizes for years…

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Food and Drink

Britain’s Best Value Breakfasts

Crispy bacon, perfectly cooked fried eggs and sizzling sausages. You can’t mess about with a British fry up, so the only way to improve on a classic is to make it bigger. Check out these monster breakfasts…

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Life

The Curious Case Of The Embalmed Tramp

As part of an artist’s collection of ‘momento mori’ the body of Edwin Mackenzie is currently on public display. Not what you’d normally expect to see on a trip to Torquay …

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TV

Rizzoli & Isles: Embrace Your Inner Lesbian

US cable channel TNT have struck ratings gold with their latest procedural cop drama. Here’s why you need to tune in to Rizzoli & Isles tonight.

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People

Pippa Middleton’s Upstaging Arse

After the Royal Wedding everyone was talking about one arse – and amazingly it wasn’t Prince Philip.

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Hardware

Alec Baldwin: An iWhore Like Me

Hollywood star Alec Baldwin has been kicked off a plane for playing Words With Friends on his iPad. I know how he feels, I too need to visit Apple Anonymous for my insane addiction to all things Mac.

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People

Ze Frank: The Internet’s Answer To Willy Wonka

He’d rather be compared to Willy Wonka than Don Draper, but what drives ‘master of the meme’ Ze Frank to bring people together online to play games?

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TV

Shipwrecked, Week 6: A Twisted Fire (Non) Starter

Tristan secured his place as the island knob, Joe smuggled some rice pudding in an unfortunate place and six weeks in, Shipwrecked failed to light anyones fire.

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People

Rachel Stevens Does The Veggie Hokey Cokey

Rachel Stevens has sold her musical soul in order to promote fruit and veg to kids. A worthy cause if only it didn’t seem so patronising and slightly grubby.

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TV

X Factor 2011, Week 13: Kitty Goes Gaga

Kitty got booted off, One Direction showed us their new hair dos, Lady Gaga wore a headless mannequin and the stench of desperation filled the studio.

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TV

X Factor 2011, Week 10: Kitty’s On The Edge

Kitty clung desperately to the edge of a nervous breakdown, Louis had a bit of a cry and a nation readied itself for a lifetime of Sami’s singing.

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TV

X Factor 2011, Week 9: A Kick In Frankie’s Infested Crotch

The public voted, the judges decided and as a nation we discovered Frankie was as hard to shift as an unsightly stain on our shagpile.

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Film

10 Reasons You Need To See US Sitcom Raising Hope

Single dad raises a serial killer’s baby. Not the cheeriest of subjects, but this American sitcom will make you laugh, cry and fall in love with the Chance family.

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People

What Pippa Middleton’s Arse Did Next…

When your arse has the power to make two billion viewers utter a collective ‘phwoar’ what do you do for an encore?

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Film

X Factor 2011, Week 7: Louis Loses His Marbles

The ‘best’ singer went home, the groups got another reshuffle and Goldie proved to be the classiest contestant of the lot. Some weird shit went down on last night’s X Factor.

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Film

X Factor 2011, Week 6: Sex Pests And STDs

Frankie notched up some more arse tattoos and Dermot O’Leary had to deal with a lot of crying girls. The two incidents probably aren’t related.

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Hardware

Superhero Foetuses: So Wrong Or So Right?

Ever wondered what super heroes look like in the womb? Wonder no longer, this artist has the answer …

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Hardware

The New Facebook Can Pack Its Virtual Bags And Sod Off

This time Facebook has gone too far, Zuckerberg has meddled with my online life once too often. This time he can shove his changes where the sun don’t shine…

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Life

The Anti-Planking Act 2011 And Other Endangered Photography Memes

Just when you thought planking was nothing more than an amusing way to take a nap, some Filipino students use it as a form of protest and a Quezon City representative is drafting a a bill to ban it. What does this mean for Owling?

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Film

X Factor 2011, Week 5: Flashing, Age Fraud And A Forgettable Face

Last night’s show brought us some TOWIE rejects, a harsh lesson in maths and a forgettable face from last year who’s probably still trying to get out of his jeggings …

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People

Cheryl Cole’s Joined Twitter: 5 Spats We’re Looking Forward To

Cheryl’s the latest celeb to join the Twittersphere. Can we expect 140 character works of art or will she just end up scrapping with alter ego Cheryl Kerl?

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Life

Tooled Up Britain

Sales of baseball bats, batons and all manner of cudgels and clubs have soared since the London riots. But just who is buying them?

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Life

The Ridiculous World of Reddit

Are you interested in socially awkward penguins, calling your boss a ‘pervy wanker’ and discussing in depth the most comfortable positions in which to sleep? Then head over to Reddit, my friend.

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People

Twitter Death Threats: Duncan Bannatyne and 7 Other Celebrity Victims

Duncan Bannatyne is the latest ‘celeb’ to fall victim to Twitter’s anti-social network. Here’s three career paths to avoid if you’re not up for daily death threats.

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People

10 Things They Found In Rebekah Brooks’ Missing Bag

The cops have got their hands on Rebekah Brooks’s stashed bag of tricks. Here’s ten things no self-respecting fugitive should be without.

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Film

Brad and Angelina To Get Married Because No One Fancies Them Anymore

They’re over the hill and laden with enough excess baggage to bring down a 747, so who really cares these days if Brad and Angelina get hitched.

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Film

Best Of Bleed: Jennifer Aniston And Her Dog Tattoo

Actress and hair pioneer Jennifer Aniston has inked the name of her deceased pet canine onto her foot. Here are some better ways she could have commemorated the life of Norman.

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People

Pippa Middleton’s Arse: The Movie

It’s time for Pippa to head to California and stamp an arse shape on the Hollywood walk of fame…

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Life

Pippa Middleton’s Arse Banned From These Future Events

It’s one thing working yourself into a frenzy watching P-Middy bending and shimmying on TV, but would you want her turning up at your big day?

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Life

Pippa Middleton’s Arse and The Rise Of Twitter Viewing

Whether it’s through ‘watching’ television with our favourite celebs or providing free feedback to producers and filmmakers, Twitter is certainly bringing the people together…

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