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Rebecca Pearson

Sabotaging since 1 Jan 2013

Rebecca Pearson is a fashion model living and working London, although she took time off to get a degree from Bristol. Her interests involve words, pictures and tea. Agency: Bookings Models, twitter: @rebeccapearson.

My Articles

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Funny

5 People Who Ruin Everything At The Swimming Pool

I adore swimming. Humans are over 50% water, so maybe it’s my body feeling in its element. Sadly though, it’s a soothing activity that is often ruined by happiness’ greatest nemesis: Other People…

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Life

A Model’s Guide To Getting A Brazilian

Pain, suffering and sticking your arse in the air in front of a total stranger. Brilliant, bloody brilliant…

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Funny

The 10 Poses All Models Have To Do Before Being Sent To The Knackers Yard

You might think that modelling is a constant swirl of glitz and glamour. Try wearing a fur coat in the sahara or having an irate Tarantula crawling over your face…

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Lists

Sex, Booze and Smoking Crack: A Model’s Guide To Trips Away

It beats being in an office, but for the most part, modelling isn’t a glamorous occupation. The trips away however, that’s a different story.

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Sex

“I’m Fine”: Two Words And What Your Girlfriend Really Means

Word of the wise to boyfriends and husbands – if your partner says she is fine, it means she probably isn’t. Here’s what to do when she utters those two day destroying words.

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TV

The Tribe: Channel 5′s Finest Hour

The Kiwi dystopian series featuring teenagers based in a mall might have had limited acting. But the costumes? Amazing…

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Life

The Lazy Person’s Guide To Exercise

Love bread, cheese and ice cream? Hate running? You’re not alone.

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Life

A Model’s Guide To Weird Shit

It’s a funny old job…

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Fashion & Style

A Model’s Open Letter: Please Leave My F*cking Hair Alone

When you’re a model, you give up a lot of your bodily autonomy in favour of jetting across the world, but sometimes enough is enough…

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Life

A Gentile’s Guide To Jewish Mamas

The wonderful world of Jewish culture was somewhat thrust upon me when I met my future (Jewish) boyfriend on the train. It was love at first…

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Funny

Guilt And Shame: Comedy For Friday Night Ambulances (In A Good Way)

Meet Gabe, a reformed sex addict whose attempts at living clean are constantly foiled by gay and reluctantly virginal Rob. Together they make Guilt And Shame – the depraved comedy duo for every bad decision you’ve ever made.

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