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Jimmy Biscuits

Sabotaging since 11 Nov 2011

Jimmy is a 30-year-old football fan from Sussex-by-the-Sea. First love? Liverpool. Like all eight year old boys in the 1980s. Thankfully discovered the Good Ship Brighton and Hove Albion before it was too late. Shoots occasional lusty glances at Adidas trainers, Fila knitwear and Sergio Tacchini tracksuit tops. Strangely obsessed with the New York Rangers and has dipped his toe into the world of stand-up comedy. Jimmy works in the local press in Sussex, has written for a host of national newspapers and contributed features on lower league football to FourFourTwo football magazine. He also writes for The Seagull Love Review fanzine and collects porcelain dogs..

My Articles

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People

Why I Hate Peter Kay

Behind the cheeky smile of the mammoth mummy’s boy, there’s a man who’ll steal your jokes and have escorted from your seat.

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Football

Ledley King: A Tribute To The Best Centre Back Of A Generation

Today Ledley King announced his retirement, here’s a tribute to the Rolls Royce defender we’ve always needed…

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Football

Brighton Half-Term Report: Poyet Needs To Be Less Rigid Tactically

A promising start to the season might have faded away, but Brighton fans should be happy that the team Gus built is able to compete at Championship level. If only he could change tack occasionally…

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Life

Why Is Fatboy Slim Fleecing Brighton?

Fatboy Slim aka Norman Cook aka Quentin has done a great deal of good for Brighton. So why is he now spinning that goodwill by charging a small fortune for a celebratory gig?

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Food and Drink

The Worst Thing I Ever Ate: A Microwave Kebab

A microwave kebab was always going to trouble the toilet rather than tickle the tastebuds, but when the cupboard is bare delusional hope kicks in…

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Football

Brighton: Poyet’s Support Of Liverpool’s Suarez Is Insane

Compatriots they may be, but what the hell is Gustavo Poyet doing wading into the Luis Suarez racism row?

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Football

Ballon D’Oh Nominations 2011: Leyton Orient’s Jimmy Smith

Ex-Chelsea wide-boy Jimmy Smith gnawed away at the bait on Twitter after one supporter criticised a poor performance. Judging by his grammar, he was a fish out of his depth.

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Football

Isn’t It About Time We Kicked Homophobia Out Of Football?

The threshold of Brighton Supporters has snapped amidst homophobic abuse from West Ham supporters, but will the FA act tough enough?

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