The Greatest Goal I Ever Saw: Manchester City’s Shaun Goater vs The Rags
Years before billionaire sheiks and impudent Argentines, Manchester City had a more down to earth hero - the Bermudan Shaun Goater. His 100th goal for City, the winner against Manchester United, was the sweetest of them all.
Man City Fan’s Shame: “I Worshipped Manchester United Legend Cantona”
To most Manchester City supporters, admitting to love for Manchester United’s French genius is tantamount to sleeping with their wife, mother and sister. Well I was guilty as charged…
Dominick The Donkey and 5 Hideous Christmas Number Ones
With the combination of terrible pop music and comedy acts vying for this year’s Christmas number one, here are some previous Christmas songs gone wrong….
Manchester City Have Blown It, But Manchester United Won’t Make Us Cry
Man City poor recent form means that they now look like losing to their arch rivals. However painful this might be City fans will not be reduced to tears.
The Greatest Film Quotes, American Beauty: “I’m Just An Ordinary Guy…”
A career performance from Spacey saw American Beauty enshrined as one the greatest films fo the 90s, and the killer line set the tone for the rest of the movie…
Ballon D’Oh Nominations 2011: Manchester City’s Carlos Tevez
After showcasing hypocrisy, greed and bemoaning the city’s ‘two restaurants’ at Manchester City, Carlos Tevez applied the coup de grace with his Bavarian strop. Maybe he refused to leave the bench because he’d be nearer his children…
Dominique Strauss-Kahn Goes Home: A Dark Hour For Justice
Today, just over three months after being accused of sexual assault, Dominique Strauss-Kahn is due to fly home to France a free man, claiming to have survived his ‘American ordeal’…
Manchester City: 10 Lessons Learned From Losing To Manchester United
Manchester City are in trouble without Tevez, Nani is now world-class and Young frightening. At least Rooney’s transplant didn’t work…
The Manchester City Fans’ Season Preview: Bobby Manc Is Our Leader
With phase one complete Manchester City won’t be content with a top four placing this year. An exciting season beckons, starting with another encounter with their quieter neighbours at Wembley this weekend.
The Trip: The Saviour Of The Great British Sitcom Is Heading To America
Essentially two mates playing slightly embellished versions of themselves, The Trip is to be cut into a 90 minute film for an American cinematic release, here’s why it’s ace…
Relegation Battle Explained: We Do The Maths So You Don’t Have To
I’ve slightly broken my brain working this out, but here, for fans of Wolves, Blackburn, Blackpool, Birmingham and Wigan, is everything you need to know about the scrap Premier League salvation. So now you can watch the weekend’s fixtures armed with the facts.
How Did My Manchester City Turn Into Surreal Madrid?
So now Manchester City have gone and won the FA Cup - our first trophy in 35 years. Somebody must have read the script wrong because this isn’t the way we usually like to do things in the blue half of Manchester.
Roberto Mancini Finally Proves He’s the Man for Manchester City
It’s been a long time coming, but with a spot in the FA Cup final assured and a Champions League berth beckoning Robert Mancini must now believe his job is safe at Manchester City.
Campus: Your New Favourite Comedy
Campus, the much awaited follow up to hit show Green Wing, follows the exploits of a tyrannical University Vice Chancellor. One episode in and it is already an accomplished jamboree of surreal vagina jokes and slapstick.