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Robin Darke

Sabotaging since 5 May 2012

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Film

5 Ways To Make Superman / Batman The Greatest Movie Ever

It’s been revealed that Superman and Batman are set to go head to head in their next movie. Here’s how the powers that be can stop the film being completely pants.

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Funny

Man vs Cock: Masturbation Fasting is Killing Me

Could you stop wanking for even one week? This guy did and it made him near enough lose his mind…

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TV

The Apprentice 2013 – Week 3: Flat Pack Twats

Only morons like flat pack furniture, but at least they’d be competent with it. This lot couldn’t sell MDF to the Swedish…

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TV

Broadchurch: Incest & Pitchforks in ITV’s Gritty Murder Mystery

So our dramatic detectives managed to finally figure out who left the poor boy’s body on a quaint beach in Broadchurch. Did you see it coming or were you as useful as Watson smoking Sherlock’s opium?

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Film

The New Evil Dead Has Broken The Remake Curse

As far as movie remakes of classic films go, they’re usually about as terrifying as the zombies in the new Evil Dead remake. This time around however, you’ll be happy to see the flesh munching madness of the 2013 remake…

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Hardware

Sweet Tooth: The Deformed Hipster of Comic Book Heroes

Who needs Batman and Robin when you’ve got a lumberjack shirt wearing hipster with antlers popping out of his head to save the day? Get a load of Sweet Tooth, Vertigo’s great unsung comic…

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Hardware

Maus: The Graphic Novel About A Nazi Mouse War

Re-imagined in a dark world of oppressed Jewish mice, this graphic novel that tackles the Holocaust is one that deserves all the credit, including its Pulitzer Prize, that it can get…

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Life

Losing My Mind on Anti-Depressants

After finally admitting that I couldn’t cope on my own, I went to the doctors and got some anti-depressants. Here’s why they’re driving me insane…

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Life

Just Saying No Restored My Faith in Humanity

A chance meeting with an ex-diamond miner who’d had his face blown off and a dodgy experiment where I became a “no-man” restored my faith and destroyed my depression…

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Hardware

Killing Off Kids: The New Comic Book Craze

So now that DC and Marvel can’t kill women off indiscriminately without readers going nuts, what’s the next logical step? Of course: killing children. Grim, but now a comic book favourite…

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Politics

The Queen’s Hidden Anti-Discrimination Agenda

Discrimination is still going to happen whether the Queen signs this Charter or not, because she isn’t signing it for the right reasons. Here’s the agenda behind her royal signing…

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TV

Outraged at Over the Top TV Outrage

Utopia, Derek and sexy outfits on Dancing on Ice are sending the nation into a frenzy of moaning idiots, outraged at everything the Daily Mail tells them to go mad at…

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Video Games

Why Violent Games Tax Won’t Stop Mass Shootings

With recent news that the US are proposing a “violent video games tax” for titles such as GTA V and CoD, I look into all the violent games I’ve played over the years and my disinterest in mass murder…

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TV

Why Him & Her Should Win A Bafta Next Month

Although the nominations haven’t been announced yet, there’s one BBC THREE smash hit that is destined come out with a BAFTA on the night in February…

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TV

My 5 Biggest TV Regrets of 2012

I didn’t Break Bad, get Downton Abbey or manage to get over the fact that Big Brother is a burning train wreck of a show these days…

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Hardware

Final Fantasy 7: The Only RPG That Ever Deserved A Remake

Everyone is now anticipating the Square Enix release of a HD remake of the epic Final Fantasy VII for the PC. Here’s why this game is a completely timeless classic…

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TV

Young Apprentice Week 5: Lord Shugs Gets Down With The Kids

By the time week 5 of Young Apprentice rolls around, it becomes clear to me that Lord Sugar is not just looking for a business employee, but also a carer to look after him as he becomes ancient…

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TV

Doomsday Preppers #11: Defending Against China with Homemade Pipe Bombs

This week, Wayne is so certain in his fear that China is going to totally bitchslap the US that he’s created pipebombs strong enough to blow a cardboard cut out in two…

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TV

Young Apprentice 2012 Week 2: Maria Ruins Teen Fiction

Life is pretty grim as a teenager. Life isn’t like Adrian Mole anymore. It’s more like someone is culling all the moles in Britain. Brutal, ultra realistic and, if it was even possible, getting more and more dramatic with each escalating One Direction album. Back when a lot of us were young, the extent of […]

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Film

5 Fictional Policewomen I’d Happily Be Cuffed To

With all this Police Commissioner bollocks it’s easy to lose track of the real issue at hand; which female coppers are the sexiest?

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TV

Young Apprentice 2012 Week 1: Enter The Scuba Dress

Spelling mistakes, sexist teenagers and inevitably bad puns were all over the place in Lord Sugar’s latest search for someone who will never go onto have a successful career and be washed up at 22…

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TV

Doomsday Preppers Episode 8: Living Underground In A School Bus Fortress

Just in time for Hurricane Sandy, we check out the latest instalment of Doomsday Preppers, where a creepy man invites school children into his gigantic underground base made of school buses, shotguns get loaded and everyone slyly hopes for the apocalypse…

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TV

Arrow: The Latest DC Comic To Get The TV Treatment

Arrow- based on the DC Comics’ Green Arrow character- looks to be an improvement on the likes of Smallville, but the actors are still prettier than they are talented.

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TV

Doomsday Preppers Episode 7: Let’s Brainwash The Kids

In the latest installment of DP, ex-military man Doug Huffman introduces us to his own army of Junior Rangers. Won’t somebody think of the children?

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TV

Doomsday Preppers Episode 6: With Friends Like These Who Needs Lunatics?

Once business collapses and your iPhone becomes useless, you won’t have your Twitter friends to moan about the looting to when the end of the world hits, so follow in the steps of these guys to stay alive…

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People

David Blaine Just Electrocuted Himself With 1Million Volts But Who Cares?

So the magician/illusionist/Satanist has just finished his new stunt of being “electrified” with 1 million volts of electricity. But has David Blaine’s shenanigans worn a little thin now?

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TV

Doomsday Preppers: Surviving The End Of The World So You Don’t Have To

Nat Geo’s new show takes a look into the lives of people so worried about the oncoming apocalypse that they stock up on machine guns, grenades, tinned food and even build underground bunkers in the mountains…

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Hardware

Apple’s iOS6 Reviewed: Not Quite The Revolution They Promised

They said it would have 200 features. They said that it would revolutionize the iPhone for a new generation.They said that iOS6 would be iPhone’s greatest achievement. It’s not bad, but it’s hardly life changing…

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Hardware

Five Apps To Keep Your Kids Quiet

How to distract and amuse your children on those long car journeys, or guarantee yourself some peace and quiet for a few hours…

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Film

Prometheus Reviewed: Save Yourself The Money, Watch Alien On DVD Instead

With a script shrouded and secrecy, and a heavyweight director attached, fans have been salivating at the prospect of Ridley Scott’s latest prospect of Prometheus. They needn’t have been..

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Hardware

Max Payne 3: Great If You Like Being Irritated And Dying

The bullet time is impressive and the gore comes thick and fast, but the negatives outweigh the positives and leave you feeling that this is a sequel too far…

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Life

I’m Addicted To The Daily Mail Website And Just Can’t Stop

I’m a normal, stable, good mannered human being, and yet I constantly get the urge to root through the rubbish bin of journalism that is The Daily Mail. The first step is admitting you have a problem…

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