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Suzie Smith

Sabotaging since 1 Jan 2012

Suzie originally found herself in the middle of nowhere. As a tree-climbing country bumpkin kid she proudly broke her wrist once when manoevering dangerously over a gate. Now she's found herself in the Big Smoke, playing grown-ups from 9 to 5 and ranting online at fromsublimetoridiculous.blogspot.com by night. Also pipes up sometimes as @suzie_smith_ on twitter..

My Articles

Food and Drink

A Love Letter To Mashed Potato

The crowning glory of every Sunday Roast, the comfort food of a nation and my companion in life. I love mash and it loves me back…

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Life

The Best Places To Eat Hangover-Smashing Eggs Benedict

Life can be brutal. It’s January, you’re feeling the hungover burn and you need some full fat medicine for the soul. Bring on Eggs Benedict, here are my best dining destinations…

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Fashion & Style

Don’t Wear Wellies In The City

It’s pissed it down a lot recently, but this by no means warrants wearing wellies in the city. Wellies belong in fields… here’s why anyone breaking this rule is an absolute tit.

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Fashion & Style

Look At My F*cking Red Trousers

This ace website is dedicated to chinless wonders wearing red trousers. What’s not to like?

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Life

Proposing To Your Man: Gaga Did, Should You?

Men are trembling in their bachelor boots as the leap year grants hoards of women the chance to propose to their fellas, but do the girls really give a shit…

Fashion & Style

London Fashion Week: Why We All Need To Embrace The Lunacy Of High Fashion

Yes, it’s silly and far beyond the realms of most of us…but isn’t that the point?

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Sex

Tube Crush: Stalking Men Just Got Easier

As ever, the genius is in the simplicity. People take pictures of blokes they fancy and bang them up on Tube Crush with a testimonial. Don’t thank us…

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Life

Hideous Portraits of Online Dating Conquests

Dating sites can be a minefield of humiliation and disappointment, but this guy turns trolling into an art form…

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Life

Waging War On Commuting Couples

It’s banned in France and with good reason. Snogging couples on the tube make me want to lose my porridge and here is why…

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