Sabotage Times, We can't Concentrate so Why Should You?Sabotage Times, We can't Concentrate so Why Should You?

image

Saboteur Profile

See all Saboteurs

The Kraken

Sabotaging since 2 Feb 2013

Until 2010, when she had a cataclysmic breakdown, The Kraken was a mild-mannered freelance journalist for the broadsheets and magazines. Now, having recovered from said breakdown, she is bastard furious at the idiocies of the world and blogs her rage to prove it. In fact, she is forming a black hole of fury so you don’t have to. She can, though, be placated with rum and the promise that you will not vote Tory in the next election. You can follow her on Twitter @cathjanes or you can visit www.thekrakenwakes.org for her blog..

My Articles

Article Image
Funny

If You Spit In The Street You Deserve A Punch In The Throat

When I walk down the street, I don’t expect to have to dodge through puddles of bile, bits of lung and piles of mucus. Keep the contents of your mouth to yourself, thank you…

6
Article Image
People

Why I Really F*cking Hate Bridget Jones

Helen Fielding has announced she’s writing a new Bridget Jones novel. Please pass me a shotgun, some warfarin and a baseball bat, I’m going in…

13
Article Image
Sex

Forget The Porn Star Look, Stay Hairy on Valentines Day

Screw shaving for your significant other, celebrate Valentines by growing your pubic mound until it resembles a stranded hedgehog creeping out of your undergarments.

1
1