Tim spent three winters in the sun watching England play cricket in the early 2000’s, only seeing them beat Bangladesh but it was a pretty decent attempt at Living the Dream. An early run in with Heavy Metal has left him with an incurable obsession with seventies Rock Gods Kiss although he is also down with the kids enough to have a favourite member of the Wu Tang Clan (GZA). Valued at £4 million in his club’s fantasy league his cricket playing career is currently on an age based downward trajectory, his slow left armers now being carted around Division 11 of the Northants Cricket League. Best bowling: 7-13, highest score: 42, excellent slip catcher. He has a wife, cats and daughter, Jasmine..