“Israeli Jets Have Bombed Syria…Are You Still There?”
Nine years after he fought his way out, battered and possessions destroyed, Trevor Ward returns to Syria to visit the ‘must see’ landmarks he had no idea existed.
An Englishman In Scotland
The English and the Scots have always had a bit of a turbulent relationship but Sabotage Times discovers that what was once refered to as “friendly banter” has now boiled over into full blown racism.
How Much For a Celebrity Retweet?
I can be witty, I can be profound, I can do all sorts in 140 characters or less. But unless I bung Sporty Spice a monkey, I fear no one will listen.
Why I Hate Children in Need
So you thought Children in Need was all about the kids, yeah? Take my advice and rip the socket out of the wall after donating…
Can You Stay Alive On A Shark Dive?
Forget Jaws, this is a real life shark tale. When you’re given the advice ‘if a shark comes too close, stab your buddy’, you know it is a case of kill or be killed.
I Was Trapped in a Mine
As the recovery mission continues to recover the Welsh miners, I can’t help think about the horribly claustrophobic time I spent down a Bolivian mine with a a nervous German and several sticks of dynamite.
Celebrities: In Pie Charts
Which celebrities do orphans really want to be adopted by? Which A-listers sex tapes last the longest? And what do famous people really think about? The only way to find out is to consult our pie charts.
Premier League: In Pie Charts (part one)
Why wait for half time for a slice of pie, when you can get your fill of Premier League goodness right here. Enjoy.
50 years of Corrie in Pie Charts, Part One
Death, destruction, stout, shagging, right-handers and pigeons sounds like the sell for Mike Tyson’s autobiography. We’d definitely buy it, but it’s no Corrie…
WORLD EXCLUSIVE: Why Airport Security Is Rubbish
Airports: they’ll ban your razors and deodorants so you’re all hairy with a right funk on, but they’ll happily let you aboard the plane with all the deadly weapons you like, providing you’ve bought them from duty free.
50 Years of Corrie in Pie Charts, Part Two.
This week, the Corrie writers celebrate 50 years of the street with a runaway tram. There’s probably a pie-chart for that somewhere…
World Cup Bid 2018: Live on Twitter
Oh well, that’s torn it. Looks like I’ll have to dig out my furry hat and vodka boots and goggles.
Confessions of an Amateur Referee
You wouldn’t allow it in any other job, so why is it ok to constantly rip the piss out of refs? The ‘bastard in the black’ bites back.
Out to Lunch with Leslie Nielsen
Fans of Airplane, Naked Gun and good old slapstick were saddened today by the death of Leslie Nielsen. In 1995, I had lunch with the great man. It was a disaster.
Holding On: The UK Wire?
A gritty crime drama that will grab you by the throat and tug at the heartstrings, with drugs, corruption and racism the order of the day. A rip-off of The Wire surely? Well you might just be surprised…
The Greatest Ever Movie Scene
About halfway through 2010 Oscar winner The Secret In Their Eyes is a sequence of such heart-stopping bravura, it’s worth the price of admission alone.
Terrorism: In Pie Charts
Every wondered what the last thoughts of a suicide bomber are? Or who even started this war on terror in the first place? Never fear, the Sabotage Times pie charts are here.
Premier League In Pie Charts: Part 2
The ref’s blown the whistle for the second half, you’ve had your team talk now start eating our next round of Premier League pie charts.
Holidays: In Charts and Graphs
Suntan lotion? Got. Passport? Got. Foreign cash? Got. Phrasebook? Got. Sabotage Times guide to holidays through a series of charts and graphs? Got.
Edinburgh Fringe: In Pie Charts
Hungry for comedy? Well then why not fill your face with our Edinburgh Festival pie charts.
Premier League: In Pie Charts Part 3
It’s gone to extra time. Don’t let the cramp kick in, just finish off these pie charts before it goes to penalties.
Edinburgh Festival, Two Dice & Me
‘Please be a six, please be a six, please be a si…oh crap, now I’ve got to ask Alan Davies for mortgage advice.’
Tour De France: In Pie Charts
Everything you need to know on the Tour De France: fastest riders, length of tours, most spectacular deaths and champagne vs amphetamines. God bless pie charts.
Raoul Moat: In Pie Charts
What was going through Raoul Moat’s head during last week’s epic standoff? And how did he feel about Gazza? Well put down the popcorn and pick up our pie charts.
Dear Sepp Blatter, you’ve killed our sport
After sitting through the most boring, insipid World Cup final ever should we scrap the World Cup for a decade?
The World Cup: In Pie Charts
What’s more irritating: the vuvuzelas, the Jubalani or Alan Hansen talking about vuvuzelas and the Jubalani? We did the maths so you don’t have to…
ITV: King Of Cock Ups
Oh my god did you see Steven Gerrard score against the USA on Saturday night? Of course you didn’t ITV were showing a bloody car commercial.