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I Don’t Know What It Is But I Love It Review: Scouse Wit & Scouse Pride

by Martin Cloake
19 June 2014 12 Comments

A book that Liverpool fans will love - of course - but one that anyone with even a passing interest in football and what it means to people should read...

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Reading Tony Evans’s book on Liverpool FC’s unforgettable 1983-84 season is a stark reminder of how different football used to be. What’s also refreshing about this engrossing, sharply-observed and occasionally very funny read is that it evokes the spirit of the times vividly without invoking the kind of smug, knowing, benefit-of-hindsight judgementalism that so often accompanies the retro football angle. It’s a tale told well, with passion and affection.

By the start of the 1983-84 season Liverpool FC had been the dominant force in English football for eight years, and a major force in Europe too. Bill Shankly had created something that seemed to be bigger than just another football club, tapping into the city’s sense of solidarity and otherness, and Bob Paisley had carried on. But Paisley announced at the start of the 1982-83 season that he would be stepping down at the end of that campaign. Paisley had been one of the club’s training staff brains trust dubbed The Bootroom, and when Shankly went, Paisley stepped up as the senior member. Now, then, all eyes turned to Joe Fagan as next in line. But Fagan, at 62, was only two years younger than his predecessor. And he didn’t want the job.

Evans’s book tells the story of how and why Fagan eventually took on the job, what a gamble this represented, and how his team eventually won three trophies that season. Fagan is certainly what would be called an old school manager, and the approach detailed in the book contrasts wildly with the technocratic approach of the modern manager. The gaffer’s explanation of Liverpool’s system of play to new striker Michael Robinson has not a performance analytic or tactics board in sight. “’When Liverpool had the ball in midfield, they passed to another man wearing the same-coloured shirt. When he was close to the opposition goal, he had to kick the ball in the net.”

The approach across the board was similarly blunt. Liverpool used just 15 players throughout the campaign, and devotees of modern-day dietary regimes will be shocked to find that the essential fuel used was beer. But simply, this Liverpool side were massive pissheads. A macho, straight-talking, hard-drinking and tightly-knit bunch, it was the team spirit as much as the skills of Kenny Dalglish, the goals of Ian Rush or the midfield presence of Graeme Souness that drove them on. 

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Souness emerges as the central figure, the captain, the leader, the hardest, most uncompromising character of them all – but one still capable of stirring in the silkiest of passes alongside the crunching tackles. Evans, who saw most of the 67 games that season, mixes his own memories with the access to the players he’s gained during his years as a football reporter to provide some real insight into the scrapes and controversies, the crises and the triumphs that made up what many Reds fans still call the team’s greatest ever season. 

So there’s plenty from Souness and Dalglish, but also from Craig Johnston and Phil Thompson who spent much of the season fighting their own personal battles with the club’s management. The outcome for each of those men would be very different. There’s the story too of Robinson’s difficult introduction into the team, Bruce Grobbelaar and his spaghetti legs, why Alan Kennedy was known as Barney Rubble and who inspired the team to adopt the Chris Rea song from which the book takes its title. 

What makes this more than just another collection of anecdotes and player insights about a team’s great season is Evans’s understanding of the relationship between the club and the fans. Evans was one of the fans who followed the team across Europe and he weaves in their stories and perspective throughout the book, telling the tales of nights in the infamous ‘Yankee’ bar, the tricks and dodges used by travelling fans, and the terrifying ordeal that faced the 10,000 travelling Scousers in Rome on the night of the European Cup final against Roma. In doing so, as he did in his earlier book Far Foreign Land, Evans demonstrates an understanding of what following a team means that appears to be beyond the grasp of many football writers. 

The book is peppered with Scouse wit – it’s a contractual obligation to use that phrase when writing anything to do with Liverpool – and a fair bit of abrasive Scouse pride. Evans’s assertion, for example, that the English media never really acknowledged the scale of that team’s achievement strikes an odd note with those of who remember becoming heartily sick of the media’s fawning over The Mighty Reds at the time, but passion and opinion are a key part of Evans’s approach, and help to make this book as honest and vivid as it is.

Liverpool fans will love it, of course, but anyone with an interest not only in football but in what it can mean to people will also find this a hugely entertaining read.

I Don’t Know What It Is But I Love It: Liverpool’s Unforgettable 1983-84 Season, by Tony Evans, is published by Penguin Books.

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Martin Cloake is a journalist and author who writes about football, the football business and football culture when he’s not doing the day job writing about other stuff. That other stuff has included finance, politics, music, celebrity and real life stories – and fruit and veg. His most challenging commission was delivering a 5,000-word epic on potatoes. Sadly, this is no longer available. But his books, in ebook and paperback form, plus some rather handsome hardbacks, are available direct from his website

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mano 71 9:03 am, 19-Jun-2014

an excellent book this. only thing is I attended every game home and away this season and I can remember it like it was yesterday.apart from the 3 trophies we won there are 3 incidents that stand out in my mind from this season. firstly the front fencing collapsing and trapping the young children in a pile up after Whelan"s goal at fellows park Walsall and the sight of Graeme souness carrying a young child across the pitch to safety. some people only remember souey for his exclusive with the sun but seem to forget what he did on this infamous night at Walsall. a genuine show of pure human kindness and concern. secondly is kevin moran"s decapitation of dalglish"s cheekbone, scars that are still visible to this day. u cud hear the crack all around anfield when this incident occurred and thirdly the mass brawling on the pitch after the Newcastle fa cup game which surprisingly doesn't get a mention in the book. however its fascinating to know the behind closed door scenes that occurred throughout the season. best mates souness and dalglish having to be pulled apart at half time of the 4-0 loss to Coventry and the anxiety felt by the great joe Fagan as soon as the season started. all in all a great read for every Liverpool fan it realy is.

Stan Dalglish 1:17 pm, 19-Jun-2014

Great season and I managed most home games. I remember us losing at home to Wolves and I was so cold and bored and wanting to leave but my mates would not. Beating Newcastle in the cup and it all going off on the pitch at full time with the BBC trying not to show it in the post match analysis. Also being at Anfield when Souey broke the Dynamo Bucharest captains jaw and put him in Walton General. Saw some amazing football for what is for some, a forgotten season.

mano 71 3:45 pm, 19-Jun-2014

went that Bucharest game as well stan and never saw that punch,just remember the lad lying in a heap and everyone crowding round. I was too busy watching the free kick taker about to put the ball into the Bucharest box. that 83-84 season is never given the credit it deserved.great memories.

Stan Dalglish 7:30 pm, 19-Jun-2014

Sammy Lee scored in the Dynamo game with a header! NOBODY saw that punch. It would have been picked up in this day and age. Saw some great wins that season especially at home to Coventry (big side back then) Spurs and battering West Ham 6-0. Remember last game at home to Norwich and party atmosphere with loads of banter with Norwich fans and the Police getting dogs abuse fir not joining in the fun. Small trophy back in those days. Not that any of it counts as football was only invented in 1992/93......

mano 71 7:52 pm, 19-Jun-2014

ye that Norwich game was a night game wernt it and that Sammy lee header came from a throw in I think.they hit the inside of the post at the kop end just before little Sammy scored. I can remember winning the league at notts county {remember them} with a 0-0 draw. we didn't get in till 25 past 3 due to overcrowding. there must have been about 5oo county fans in the ground.the rest were all scousers

jimstan 12:07 pm, 22-Jun-2014

Great memories and we took it all for granted. Went to all the homes and most of the aways that season. I was on the wall behind the goal at Wallfall, but what a time we had in Rome, when our coach driver ditched us on Tuesday night and went home without us.'Joe Fagans Red and White Army'...'Win the European Cup for me'. Thats also where we got 'campioni', later copied by Mancs, but came out sadly wrong as 'championi'.

mano 71 10:07 pm, 22-Jun-2014

Ye your right jimstan. campioni Liverpool, actualy meant champions of Europe in Italian,something the tacky witless mancs never seemed to understand and probably still don't to this day. remember coming back through customs in in the minibus and the customs officer asking if we had anything to declare and my late uncle replying "ye were champions of Europe again"

Stan Dalglish 7:37 pm, 23-Jun-2014

I still smile when I hear the Mancs sing Champione. Thick as shit and all these years on, they have still not got it right.

Stan Dalglish 8:30 pm, 23-Jun-2014

Seems I'm thick as shite. Predictive text will be the death of me.

Stan Dalglish 8:31 pm, 23-Jun-2014

campioni, campioni, campioni, yep I've got it lads.

mano 71 7:36 pm, 25-Jun-2014

champione champione ole ole ole ! ha ha class. my personal favourite has to be "oh brucey brucey, brucey brucey brucey brucey grobbelshit. they have given us some laughs down the years. bless em !

Bertos 12:07 pm, 27-Aug-2014

Mano, I vaguely remember you saying once the 71 was the year of your birth. That would make you 12/13 that season, and you went to every game? If that's the case kudos my friend.

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