It was more than a bad day at the office on Saturday, and now we'll need a perfect finish to hold on to any dreams we had.
Hands on or off?
Stevie G's long-term replacement or Fat Frank's?
Afobe is a flash player.
Bolton partying like it's 1999.
Kind of limited by this whole, red body, white sleeves thing.
Trust Spurs to find the only Brazilian footballer without skill.
Can't be worse than Balotelli.
Before they started selling all their players to European giants, Southampton players used to work after retirement.
And he only Costa fraction of the price.
The Fischer King.
Arsenal taking their scouting to the Max…
Liverpool fan or Monk?
FLIPPIN' 'ECK!
ZING!
'Say hello to our little friends…'
This is just amazing. Poor kid.
To celebrate the Tyne-Wear derby tactics supremo Jonathan Wilson picks his all-time Sunderland dream team to face Viz founder Chris Donald's Newcastle United galacticos. But who will win?
Three kits in one?
CAP'N KANE!
Tuck in, son.
Red Bullsh*t, more like.
Not-so-sly Drog…
That's a peach…
Whole-hearted effort from this Gooner…
Gooners get their own back…
This Gaya's very good…
Get the scissors out, pal.
Looking more and more likely…
Mo and Mo goals…
Will his injury Costa lot?
TIK A BOO, SON.
The grass is indeed greener in Wolfsburg…
"Jordan Henderson is not Paul Scholes, and his shot goes horribly wide."
This is a bit good…
Take a bow, Bobby…
Sterling would be flattered…
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Absolute beast.
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They're asking the turkeys to vote for Christmas and we're supposed to listen to...
Dad wars.
From selling fake art with a dodgy French accent to run-ins with the Thai Mafia,...
Ever get the feeling you've been cheated?
What, no Kate Nash?
From watches up arses to the history of the Sicilian people...
Mainly because you can remember how shit the sex is.
In football, history only remembers the losers. Roberto Baggio’s glittering ca...
Everyone from Alan McGee to Andrew Weatherall has got on stage for a Chinwag. Fo...
Ten times as many young Brits joined ISIS than joined our own reserve army last ...