Calm down, calm down, you might think. But try as I might to hide it, I have a grudging respect for that lot down the road. Here's one from the archives
Step aside Flamini.
Radja badger.
Harry Kewell, is that you?
When the going gets tough, Arsenal just can't win.
#7, #11 and #23 particularly impressive.
Money talks.
Funnily enough it's not Modric.
Who's flying higher than Angel?
Don't have nightmares.
The Spanish Andy Carroll?
This is how you treat a lady.
Heir Jordan.
Painful truth.
Would these Eagles soar?
Coq of the walk.
Not a team player.
A presidential player.
Tottenham starting to grow their own.
King Kenny's on the sidelines.
A computer the size of an American refrigerator laying Alan Hansen out cold; welcome to the crazy, flawed attempt a...
On a windy night in 1988, the Elland Road faithful saw, for one night at least, a Leeds side of European Superstars
Mo goals for Salah.
Chelsea got their Manea
On your Marchs…
Interesting…
Love thy little Danish enemies.
Great hit, son.
Impressive stuff…
'Lazy' my arse…
Johnny you did, mate.
Oh Everton fans, that's gotta hurt.
Do you agree?
Take a bow, 'keeper.
4th? 3rd?… 2nd?! The sky's the limit for Liverpool.
Finding a New Balance between traditional and contemporary.
Wow, let Mesut down for a minute.
Youri-n for a treat, Chelsea fans.
Every now and again we like to remind ourselves of this.
Never crack one of your back teeth again.
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Yep, just 'balls' now.
Guns + Bacon = Internet
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Hammond and Clarkson are at it in the back of a Renault Twingo and the Stig reve...
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It's getting so bad authorities banned football completely in February.
Get your tissues, lads - we're going cryin'.
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"Living on is a prayer"
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Football needed something to make it choke on its prawn sandwiches.
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It started with a growl...
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