Don't Pjanic, Liverpool. Carvalho's here to save the day.
Um, not that Titi, Gooners.
It wasn't easy for Chelsea tonight, but they came away with the three points.
Everyone ready for #Spitgate?
On-loan forward Chris Wood could make his first appearance tonight against Leeds, and he could cause you problems.
Chelsea's defence are in safe hands with Kurt at the back.
Gooooooooooooooooollll.....
Erm......that's a lot of money, Man Utd.
Stats don't lie, Arsenal fans.
The Hutton report.
Give the lad a chance Jose.
Flying the flag like UKIP.
Hazard warning.
All hail Michail.
How much does it cost to change your name?
Lucky Luciano.
Build it and they will come.
Reiss Reiss baby.
Lovren v Rojo.
American classic going cheap.
Jack of all trades.
Just because they play for your team, doesn’t stop them being dickheads. Smug-faced midfielder, Lee Hendrie, is t...
Will Pardew dish out second portion of revenge?
Classic photos of the late Dave Mackay who died today aged 80.
Remember the name.
Terry's All Gold.
Harry Redknapp is 68 today and we're celebrating with his best ever quotes.
100% reliable Colombian.
No longer long ball merchants.
Banter ratio is better than his win ratio.
Shearer's getting Rad.
Dutch maestro.
The best team in the country right now?
Silly season.
He deserves it…
Varane United
Future looks bleak…
Mourinho's done it again…
Every now and again we like to remind ourselves of this.
Never crack one of your back teeth again.
One fan's overdue love letter to the only comic to school its readers in Yiddish...
If you want to be THAT guy at the 5-a-side, here's how.
A new documentary about the Clash frontman hits screens this month. Here's why y...
Yep, just 'balls' now.
Guns + Bacon = Internet
On what would have been Brandon Lee’s 47th birthday we pay tribute to his fina...
Hammond and Clarkson are at it in the back of a Renault Twingo and the Stig reve...
John Inverdale has since apologised for his use of the word 'cunted' on the BBC'...
It's getting so bad authorities banned football completely in February.
Get your tissues, lads - we're going cryin'.
Yowsah, yowsah, yowsah, disco's chief raconteur sits down for a chat about Daft ...
"Living on is a prayer"
"I don’t masturbate over leaked sex tapes on moral grounds but I really think ...
Football needed something to make it choke on its prawn sandwiches.
Their new album is fat with tunes, but here's why one of their band members reck...
It started with a growl...
Big news, Pitbull, Tom Cruise, Mumbai
From packing suitcases to buying goats cheese, this is the photo diary from the ...