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Real Life Superhero Top Trumps

At around the age of ten I stopped pouring battery acid on spiders and forcing them to bite me, as I realised that except for Bruce Lee's secret crime-solving ghost, super heroes don't actually exist. But...THEY DO.

3 Comments Benzaemon

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The Best Baby On A Train Photo You'll See Today

If you can find one better than this we'll give you a prize...

1 Comment Sabotage

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The Pros And Cons Of The Toilet Freshen Up Man

Twat or hero? Owen Blackhurst and Harry Harris had a row, so we asked them to write about it...

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Internet Memes: A History

Love them or hate them, internet memes are probably here to stay. This is their story.

5 Chris Green

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Lego Funeral Directors Set

Does exactly what it says on the tin...

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Hey Kanye, Just A Reminder

Apparently he's been playing around behind her back, Porn Hub responds.

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Biggie Got Shot Again...

Mo Delays Mo Problems...

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Kanye's In A Pickle...

18 Years Kanye, 18 Years....

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Then Jericho's Mark Shaw Falling All Over The Place

Rockstars are no exception to the old birthday humiliations, so here's a hilarious clip of Mark Shaw of 80's rock band Then Jerico having some tr...

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The Best Game Of Thrones Picture You'll See Today

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Tulisa's Personalised Coke Bottle

Available at all good 'sweet' shops

1 Comment Sabotage

Dog In A Van

Science has yet to explain why a dog behaving like a person is so funny.

1 Comment Sabotage

Man Apologises For Infidelity In Public

Girlfriend takes strong exception to her man's messing around.

3 Comments Sabotage

5 Stupid Questions I've Been Asked At Job Interviews

Job interviews can often be a tense, nervous and sometimes awkward affairs. And questions like these certainly don'...

22 Comments David Langan

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64 Excuses Perfect For Any Situation

You’ve badly ballsed up and now have to pay the proverbial piper. What do you do? What do you say? Every credible excuse has been exhausted, so...

4 Dale Shaw

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An Open Letter To Three Mobile

Read one man's heroic stand against a telecommunications goliath.

2 Sabotage

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Man Gets Arrested Halfway Through Hair Cut

Unfortunate mug shot of the day

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TV Camera Catches UKIP's Nigel Farage Perfectly

Farage not looking quite so media savvy now...

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Dogs Playing Bluegrass

A couple of crafty canines have a go at Duelling Banjos...

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Bell-End Bingo: Twitter's Full House Of Tools

Eyes down folks- let's play 'Bell-End Bingo'! Check out some of the biggest bell-ends around taken from the brillia...

3 Comments Sabotage

Astronaut Comes Home To $1.37 Million Phone Bill

Those data roaming charges will reduce us to a Third World country...

1 Comment Sabotage

Game Of Game Of Thrones

If they made Game of Thrones into a gameshow oop North...

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Will.i.am. Looking Like A Shed

Black Eyed Pea Will.i.am. looking like more of a tool(shed) than usual.

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7 Bad Portraits of Barry Gibb

The man, the myth, the mane - as seen through the eyes of his fans.

1 Phil Lucas

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Post Office Writes Polite Letter To Massive Twat

Postmen get enough gip from dogs and rain from that without having to deal with this massive noob.

1 Sabotage

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The Perils Of Early Week Boozing

No one likes Mondays...

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Best Political Campaign Slogan Ever

At Last! A Politician Without the Bullshit!

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How To Pick Up Japanese Girls

Now that we've got your attention...

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Justin Bieber With Ego-Appropriate Sized Head

These pop stars, coming over here, attacking our journos...

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The Awkward Moment When There's A Behind Behind You

Little brothers eh? What are they like...

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Is There Anything Tougher Than This Old Woman?

If so, we don't want to know...

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Courier Really Doesn't Like Taxis

When you've really got an axe to grind and nothing less than tattooing it across your legs will do...

1 Sabotage

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Ryan Gosling Won't Eat His Cereal

The funniest thing you'll see all weekend...

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Meet Charles Ramsey, Abduction Hero and the Internet's New Star

Ohio resident Charles Ramsey describes his sensational rescue of Amanda Berry. It all started with a Big Mac...

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KFC Witness Protection Program

Watch out, The Colonel's about...

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The Best Complaint Letter You've Ever Seen

Sometimes only a well-crafted letter will let them know precisely how you feel.

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Colonel Sanders True Identity Revealed

So it turns out he was assassinated by jealous rivals who couldn't quite replicate his finger licking chicken recip...

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Save Kids From Having Mullets

By giving just £2 a month, you can help children suffering a mullet haircut...

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