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The Abandoned Video Rental Stores Of America

The internet destroyed the video rental industry. This has led to a whole colony of unwanted and abandoned video rental shops across America...

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Fashion & Style

You Can't Wear That, You're Old

This article won't stop you from becoming old, it may not even stop you making some horrific fashion choices, but it will serve as a warning.

61 Comments Olivia Foster

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Fish And Chips: A Greasy Tribute To The Nation's Favourite

Is there anything more comforting in British cuisine than Fish And Chips? No. Be it in local chippy or gastro form, here's why our national classic perennially makes life seem worthwhile even when it probably isn't.

18 Andy Long

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A Foolproof Guide To Attending A House Party You Weren't Invited To

We've all been to house parties and not recognised anyone in the room. Awkward, right? Remember these five simple tips and you can't go wrong...

4 Harry Monaghan

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Ridiculous Food Packet Disclaimers are Turning us into Fools

Ever wondered who sits there typing out the words "A HEALTHY DIET AND LIFESTYLE ARE IMPORTANT" for food packets? It's not a machine, but some poor copywriter forced to turn us into human babies...

5 Nick Margerrison

RECENTLife

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What Men Think Women Want (And Why We Really Don’t Want It)

So, you think you know what women like? You're wrong, you idiot...

38 Daisy Buchanan

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My Gay Experiment: A Lesbian Date

If having short hair and wearing comfortable clothes makes people think I'm a lesbian, then I may as well try it out.

10 Eno Enefiok

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A New Englishman in New York Part 25: The Travelling Granny Who Hates Everything

This week our man in the Big Apple gets stuck in conversation with the most miserable, yet well travelled woman on earth. A bit like Johnny Cash ...

2 Tom Greaney

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Creepy Psychology Textbook Illustrations From the 70s

These incredible surreal illustrations by Karl Nicholason for Communications Research Machines textbooks in the early 1970s, might just be the we...

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The Art Of Lying: How to Make Friends And Influence People

Follow these steps and you’ll be one step closer to being like Leonardo DiCaprio in Catch Me If You Can, and god knows we all want to be like Leonardo DiCaprio in Catch Me If You Can.

1 Comment Harry Monaghan

My Favourite Celebrity Nip-Slips

My favourite celebrities are those who do not leave much to the imagination.... not even their nipples. NSFW

5 Comments Eno Enefiok

Confessions of a Cab Driver, Part 5: Sex, Drugs And Rock N' Roll

We all make choices that shape our future selves, some good, some bad. I didn't make any choices. Here's a lighting...

8 Comments Mr Taxi Man

The Dummies Guide To Getting A Tattoo

Luckily tattoos have come a long way in the last 10 years, but there are still plenty of pitfalls to avoid if you d...

22 Comments Jo Fuertes-Knight

Ten Robust Ales To Blow Away The January Blues

Drop the detox. Forget the diet. Don't worry about hangovers. This selection of real ales is the perfect tonic to t...

11 Comments Andy Long

MORELife

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The Best New Year's Day Hangover Remedies

Overdid it last night? One too many shots? Head feels like it's been hit with an axe? Don't worry about that, because we've got the most practica...

1 Deborah Taylor

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Japanese Dream Illustrations From The 70s

We'd love to dream like this...

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A Taxi Knocked Me Off My Bike And Destroyed My Knee

My back wheel was T-boned. The impact flipped me off my bike and I landed on my right leg. My injuries were so bad, even morphine couldn't ease t...

8 Joe McNally

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Why I Fuc*ing Hate New Year's Eve

In the build up to the most hotly anticipated New Year's Eve since this time last year, we look through 5 reasons why paying silly money to be fe...

57 Lucy Sweet

Real Ale: My Journey From Hipster To Hopster

Real Ale has undergone something of a renaissance in the last few years amongst the student population as the 18-25 demographic leave lager behind. Here's why...

14 Comments Joss Turton

Remembering Your Granddad

Without them none of us would be here. This Saboteur takes a moment to think back over the time he spent with his g...

1 Comment Martin Tarbuck

The Real Hell's Kitchen

Supposedly every profession has its dodgy practitioners. I don’t know enough about plumbing, accountancy or scrap...

6 Comments Dave Blackhurst

70s Soviet Magazine Covers

The space race gave us great technological advances, but 1970's Soviet Russia also gave us some great images of the...

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MEATmission, Hoxton Market: Not Just Another London Burger Joint

After the success of their previous ventures, the MEATliquor team are back with their latest venture, a converted h...

Neil Grunshaw

MORELife

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Confessions Of A Mod Revivalist: Rallies, Racists And Rock N' Roll

For one glorious summer I was in a band that became the darling of scooter rallies, but it all turned nasty when some Nazi-Skins beat up a Mod an...

12 Robin Lee

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8 More Reasons Why Being Bald Is Brilliant

In case you weren't convinced first time round, here's more reasons why you should embrace the beauty of baldness.

11 Tom Greaney

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The Curious Case Of The Poisoned Umbrella: The Death Of Georgi Markov

It's 34 years since Georgi Markov died from poisoning in London, and his assassination has all the ingredients of a rollocking Cold War spy thril...

5 Kelly Hignett

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The Horror Of Being The Only Foodie At Home For Christmas

It might be all Christmas time, miseltoe and wine, but the Yuletide season is fraught with problems for the 1st World foodie in me...

8 Melissa Foodie

Confessions Of A Minimum Wage Worker

Twenty years after leaving university I find myself doing soul-sappingly dull work in a warehouse clinging to one b...

30 Comments The Trackie-Bottomed Somnambulist

Growing Up in a Boozer

It might sound a dream, but it's not easy to pretend you're old enough to drink when your dad's the landlord and ha...

5 Comments Dan Fitch

The Greatest Thing I Ever Ate: Bread And Marmalade On A Moroccan Beach

A fresh fish tagine with tomatoes, potatoes, pimento, peppers, ginger, olives and celery still couldn't beat the cl...

4 Comments Dave Blackhurst

Merry Sodding Christmas

To me, Christmas is a big pile of knackers that over-promises and under-delivers. So spare a though for me when you...

3 Comments Dina Murphy

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Four Women I Should Be Ashamed To Fancy (But I'm Not)

I just can't keep this all to myself anymore. Between an animated character and 61 year old ex-model, I've been harbouring some less than honourable thoughts about some very, very strange women. But I'm not the only one, right?

13 Adam Clery

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How I Became The Dice Man

Deià, 1969, and Luke Rhinehart was in town to work on a potboiler and tinker with his still unfinished masterpiece. Here is the story of how it got finished...

2 Luke Rhinehart

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Why Christmas Shoppers Turn Me Into A Pavement Ninja

I might be organised with my Christmas shopping these days, but I spend the whole time winding myself up at the intolerable dicks that crowd the pavement...

Jo Birch

64 Excuses Perfect For Any Situation

You’ve badly ballsed up and now have to pay the proverbial piper. What do you do? What do you say? Every credible...

2 Comments Dale Shaw

The Pub Shaman of Prestwich

At the heart of every pub there used to be red-faced storytellers that made your local special. Here's a tribute to...

7 Comments Rob Warm

Creepy Children's Book Art from Poland

Check out these oddly creepy looking artworks from vintage children's books in Poland...

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The Ten Best Things About Christmas

Some people say that Christmas is all stress and hassles, I don't. Here's my favourite things about the season we ...

1 Comment Joshua Burt

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