This is one of the most bizarre news stories we've heard in a while.
As Facebook turns 10, here are 10 steps to doing it like a boss...
From retrieving rubber bricks, to school assembly, via careers advice and music lessons. School, when all is said and done, teaches you Sweet FA..
From A-list pram pushers to Big Brother rejects, London's Primrose Hill is a smorgasbord of celebs. But here's why one resident couldn't give a monkeys about his glamorous neighbours.
Harmless joke making? Or justification for hateful speech? It’s time we had a serious talk about the phrase “It’s just banter.”
Getting off with someone who's just been sick is pretty much standard, but there are a few more delightful events that will almost certainly happ...
When you start turning down a no-strings shag because you want lunch, it's time to re-prioritise your life...
Adrenaline is dangerous and addictive and can lead us into some ball breakingly-stupid situations. Put the parachute away, there are plenty of wa...
How much pressure are we going to keep putting on men to be the best daters ever? We'd never accept it if that shoe was on the other foot...
Psychotherapist Jonathan Alpert tells us why the big swinging dick culture of Wall Street with its booze, drugs and illicit sex points to an industry run and staffed by psychopaths...
There's a reason we don't have 12 year old kids presenting the news, and it's to stop stuff like this happening...
As age boundaries blur, are 'trendy dads' and mutton dressed as lamb doomed to be consigned to the past, or is it a...
Covering nickname, style, music and of course bants. If you want to stop being a fucking loser then read this guide...
Christmas is over, you're being shafted by work and you can't even drink to forget it. Forget all that, and read w...
New research published this week suggests that comedians have high levels of psychotic personality traits. I caught up with comedy singer-songwri...
Watch out for this bloke if you go south of the river today...
Why does it matter how Kate Moss behaves? She's worked her way to the top, just like so many other hard partying celebrities.
Regardless of how dear you respect your mortality, there are things you cannot easily hide from, something which managing an education project in...
You know those annoying bastards in neon bibs that bother you in the street for charity? I was one.
Once upon a time, before you had an opportunity to like a company's Facebook page or RT their messages in the hope ...
For a younger generation of gay men, it’s never been cooler to be disassociated with anything associated with bei...
These incredible surreal illustrations by Karl Nicholason for Communications Research Machines textbooks in the ear...
A chance encounter with a shoe box full of ticket stubs containing memories of gigs, games, many drinks and sleepin...
Big, brash, expensive and under threat. There's lots of reasons to hate Aberdeen Angus Steakhouses, but they're as London as London can be, and m...
In 1910 they imagined we might have flying firefighters and boats with wings. Here are some illustrations of their vision of 2013...
As the issue of Scottish independence rolls on, I propose the alternative idea of a Northern Union, with Liverpool at the centre...
She's currently scaring the nation in CBB and this archive piece on spunkgate is a timely reminder of why she is kryptonite to men...
'There was no clique. No fashion policy. No dark, druggy vibe. No violence. There were chemicals sure, but it was a...
Meeting girls is fun isn't it? Well, no. Here are just some of the many things that can go wrong...
On a planet far, far away, the legacy of Star Wars is no doubt akin to the story of baby Jesus. With this in mind, ...
You might be planning to build a little snowman in your garden with the snow this morning, but don't get too excite...
Who says you can't enjoy your job? I used to think an orgasm was too much to ask from a client. Then I met a 6'5 dominant Irishman...
One anniversary the city won't be celebrating is the fact that, thirty years ago, heroin changed us, and Merseyside, for good. I talked to those on the front line back in 1983.
With the ‘war on drugs’ undeniably failing and the existing market of shady street dealers operating under overseeing barons causing misery for everyone involved, government regulation is the only real answer.
If you’ve always been fascinated by tales of mythical beasts, then you’ll enjoy this series of classic travel p...
When faced with a girl on the bus, which word automatically comes to mind? Maybe it's a case of national pride, but...
Is it a sign of true fame and infamy that these public figures can be recognised even as a simple vector graphic?
Angry about the 150 year crushing of his native Welsh language, the writer asks 'How would you feel if you were mad...
Every now and again we like to remind ourselves of this.
Never crack one of your back teeth again.
One fan's overdue love letter to the only comic to school its readers in Yiddish...
If you want to be THAT guy at the 5-a-side, here's how.
A new documentary about the Clash frontman hits screens this month. Here's why y...
Yep, just 'balls' now.
Guns + Bacon = Internet
On what would have been Brandon Lee’s 47th birthday we pay tribute to his fina...
Hammond and Clarkson are at it in the back of a Renault Twingo and the Stig reve...
John Inverdale has since apologised for his use of the word 'cunted' on the BBC'...
It's getting so bad authorities banned football completely in February.
Get your tissues, lads - we're going cryin'.
Yowsah, yowsah, yowsah, disco's chief raconteur sits down for a chat about Daft ...
"Living on is a prayer"
"I don’t masturbate over leaked sex tapes on moral grounds but I really think ...
Football needed something to make it choke on its prawn sandwiches.
Their new album is fat with tunes, but here's why one of their band members reck...
It started with a growl...
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