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Lost London Clubs: Clink Street

Britain's acid house explosion of the late '80s changed nightlife forever. But while much of the retrospective publicity focuses on Danny Rampling's Shoom, a stone's throw away on Clink Street another party was taking place; a darker more underground affair on the site of a former prison...

Tom Armstrong

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How To Survive In The Countryside

The countryside is like one big retirement community, full of bridge clubs and pensioners afraid for their Royal Wedding commemorative crockery. Should you ever find yourself there, here are a few tips.

Dennis Mooney

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Review: Low in Manchester

A typically eccentric live performance shows why Low are still cult favourites two decades on.

Jack Machin

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7 Real Daft Punks

Forget musical robots, these blokes were daft punks by nature.

Sabotage

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A Tribute To Mad Magazine

One fan's overdue love letter to the only comic to school its readers in Yiddish slang, document social change and lampoon everyone you’ve ever heard of.

6 Gareth Dimelow

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Why Women Wear Red Lipstick, Flaunt Cleavage & Use Fake Tan

Fleeting fashion trends come and go but behind the mainstays of sex appeal are stories, statistics and legend...

1 Hannah Bass

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Entering The Worm Hole: How I Became A Pilot Again

Years ago, I sold a car. The profit I made I spent on learning to fly. Then I didn't touch a plane for 23 years...

JL Matthews

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TV Camera Catches UKIP's Nigel Farage Perfectly

Farage not looking quite so media savvy now...

Sabotage

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Jesse Eisenberg Has The Most Awkward Interview Ever

The Social Network star Jesse Eisenberg manages to COMPLETELY misjudge flirting and only succeeds in having the world's most awkward interview.

Sam Diss

Klay Anthony Rooney And My Obsession With People's Daft Names

Wayne and Coleen Rooney have already taken stick for naming their second son Klay. But not me, it's right up my street...

86 Comments Nick Moore

Robbie Savage: “Bale Needs To Leave Spurs For United or City To Become A True Great"

Robbie Savage explains why Bale's decision to sign a new contract was a mistake as the North London club miss out o...

20 Comments Sabotage

Made in Chelsea 5.7: Lucy’s Love Campaign Is Gradual, Ollie Does Break Up Casual And Binky’s Mum Doesn’t Think Spencer’s Penis Is Miniscule

It's all break ups, barn dances and Barbours for the Chelsea set this week.

4 Comments Daisy Buchanan

Why Spurs Need To Sign Benteke From Villa

Benteke has been one of the signings of the season and a blistering campaign has seen him linked with a move away f...

10 Comments Jon Startin

AFC Wimbledon End Of Season Report: Defensive Woes, Flirting With Relegation And A Trip To Milton Keynes

Defensive woes along with an unwanted grudge match against MK Dons made it a season to forget for Wimbledon fans. ...

Marc Jones

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Liverpool End of Season Report: Frustrating, But A New Era Starts Here

Seventh place wasn't what Liverpool fans were looking for at the start of the season, but it's not all negatives.

1 Ian Salmon

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Alvaro Negredo: What West Ham Fans Are Missing Out On

Strong, powerful and he knows where the net is, he'd be perfect for West Ham but recently turned down their offer. Here's what they're missing ou...

1 Gary Linton

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Nemanja Matič: Why Benfica's Box-to-Box Midfielder Has Man United Scouts Drooling

Among a squad of stars that have emerged during Benfica's 'nearly' season, Man United target Nemanja Matic has arguably shined the brightest.

1 Peter Domican

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Game Of Thrones 3.8: 6 Things We Learned From Last Night's Madness

Leeches, lotharios and newly-plegded loyalties were all to the fore as the fantasy epic lurches towards an explosive climax...

3 Owen Blackhurst

Gun Nuts, 3D Printers and the Future of Internet Freedom

The irresponsible actions of one arsehole in the States could jeopordise the future freedom of the internet for all of us.

1 Comment Colm Quinn

Top Five Bollywood Films For Men

2013 marks 100 years of Indian cinema, but Bollywood isn't all dance routines and love stories.

2 Comments Irna Qureshi

Green And High Up: Great Urban Spaces

With cities getting more and more cluttered, planners are becoming increasingly cunning when trying to provide the ...

Dale Shaw

Fashion & Style

The 5 Best Fashion Flicks Time Forgot

Fashion and film have long gone hand in hand, but here are some great ones that slipped under the radar.

Dale Shaw

The Charm Of The Corpse Flower

It looks good and smells terrible. Smelling like a decomposing carcass is just one of the Rafflesia's charms.

David Whitehouse

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The Streets: Original Pirate Material - The Album That Changed My Life

I was stuck in limbo engaging in petty crime and casual violence, with no representation musically. Then I hear The Streets debut and everything ...

10 Tom Armstrong

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Confessions Of A Pet Shop Owner

If you think owning a pet shop is 100% fun, games, goldfish and cuteness then think again. It's all dogs shitting blood and requests for turkey s...

23 @steveindisguise

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It's Easier To Pull When You're Married Because Women Hate Each Other

Let's face it, there can't really be any other reason for it...

17 Henry Jennings

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Jamaican Jerk Chicken in Kingston Hall New York

Kingston Hall channels colonial Jamaica in the early 1960s with all the hallmarks to suggest it will soon be a very popular place, in one of the ...

0 Tom Greaney

Arsenal End Of Season Report: Freund Was Hilarious, Now To Sign Jovetic And Finish Spurs For Good...

We might have made hard work of it but now it's time to kick on, strengthen properly and go for the title...

7 Comments Sam Drew

A Chelsea Fan On Why It's Great To Be Hated

We were despised when we were rubbish, and the bile that poured forth following our Europa League win fills me with...

7 Comments Martin Booth

West Ham End Of Season Report: John Terry Is Still King Tool

Ignore the cries that we play 'agricultural' football and focus instead on Big Sam's remarkable season...

Sam Delaney

Tottenham End Of Season Report: Ditch Parker, Play Carroll, Abuse Charlie Adam

While the pain of missing out on fourth will take some time to dissipate, new striking blood and faith in the young...

1 Comment Sabotage

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Chelsea End Of Season Report: Laugh At Spurs, Sign Falcao, Laugh At Spurs Again

Chelsea need to concentrate on bringing younger players in next season if we're to build on our European success.

17 Joe Tweeds

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Spine-Tingling Slow Version Of YNWA During Carra's Last Game

As you walk......

1 Sabotage

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Liverpool: Why You're Welcome To Spurs' Danny 'One Goal' Rose

Liverpool are showing interest in signing Tottenham defender Danny Rose. From the point of view of a Spurs fan, here's why you're welcome to him.

2 Ben McAleer

Nicolás Gaitán: Can Benfica's Rough Diamond Shine At Old Trafford?

He can play all across the midfield and off the main striker, but will need a hell of a polish to succeed in the Pr...

1 Comment Ben Barker

Fashion & Style

The Curse Of A Woman's Summer Work Wardrobe

I love everything about summer. Festivals, picnics, shades, beer gardens, freckles, cider and sun. Everything but t...

Gemma Brosnan

UKIP: Why Protesting Against Farage & Co Is Pointless

Fascists? Maybe. Idiots? Possibly. But by using democracy to spread their message UKIP have shown that they're here...

4 Comments Will Worley

Patrice O'Neal: The Righteous Indignation Of Comedy Original

Their was no onstage persona with comedian Patrice O'Neal, only an absolute truth and a desire to unmask the hidden...

1 Comment Matthew Smith

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