Archive for Sex Archives - Sabotage Times
27 February 2014
What Does Your Coloured Handkerchief Say About You?
The Hanky Code: It’s a bit like the Da Vinci code but with fisting.
17 February 2014
Male Swinger Ads From The 1960s
Didn’t get a date on Valentine’s Day ladies? Fear not, all you need is a pen, some paper and a time machine…
14 February 2014
Why I F*cking Hate Valentines Day
Oh sod off with your “Forever Alone” talk you grumpy singletons. Valentine’s is terrible for EVERYONE, regardless if you’ve found someone….
9 February 2014
Watching Porn With Strangers
Who’d choose to sit and watch porn with a room full of strangers in this day and age? Quite a few people, it turns out, and I went to join them.
5 February 2014
The Pulse: An Ace Vibrating Wank Sock For Blokes
It’s a guybrator you only need to stick your old chap in, switch it on and let it do the rest… What more could you want?
3 February 2014
The Late Dennis Hopper on Nicholson, Newman, Dylan and Dean
He made Easy Rider, he went bonkers on booze and coke and married and divorced in the same week. To top it off he was also mates with some seriously cool people…
30 January 2014
A History Of Prostitution: How Old Is The Sex Trade?
Along with weed, some parts of North America have technically legalised prostitution in the last year, but how long has the sex trade really been in operation for?
21 January 2014
It’s Easier To Pull When You’re Married Because Women Hate Each Other
Let’s face it, there can’t really be any other reason for it…
18 January 2014
Cheers, Reddit: This Homemade Sex Doll Will Haunt Your Dreams
Never underestimate the ingenuity of perverts…
17 January 2014
Confessions Of An Accidental Swinger
How a chance encounter with a girl in a club led to one of the strangest nights of my life.
16 January 2014
The Five Habits Of Highly Effective Adulterers
The French are still reeling at the revelations of President François Hollande’s affair with actress Julie Gayet. But what the Brits want to know is – where did he find the time?
9 January 2014
Fela Kuti: The King of Afrobeat, Part Two
Part Two of the interview with one of my musical heroes led down a much darker, and more misogynistic, route and left me disagreeing with his neanderthal views on women and homosexuals.
8 January 2014
5 Things PornHub’s End Of Year Stats Taught Us About Wanking
Which UK city’s search terms are totally different from the rest of the country? Which country was searching for porn on Christmas day? It’s all here in graphs…
7 January 2014
Random Celebrity Sideboobs
Katy Perry’s boob window at the Grammy’s was so good Ellen got snapped STARING into it. Sideboob is cleavage for the 21st century. Join me on my debaucherous list of the best ever.
6 January 2014
I Sell Butt Plugs To Strangers
It’s funny how quickly you get used to talking to strangers about butt-plugs, crotchless panties and the merits of lube…