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How I Became A Female Porn Junkie

It all started with some sherbet and a pair of scissors...

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How To Be A Perv On A Budget

Recession proof tactics for keeping it kinky...

1 Comment Basil Papademos

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My 5 Girl On Girl Crushes

From Maggie Gyllenhaal to Lady Gaga and Sasha Grey to Laura from school. It's easy to hate beautiful, intimidating women - but it's much more fun to want them.

33 Daisy Buchanan

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8 Inch Dildo Ruined My Life

This review of 'Mr Dick' on the Ann Summers website highlights the disastrous consequences poor choice in sex toys can have on your life.

4 Sabotage

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I Sell Butt Plugs To Strangers

It's funny how quickly you get used to talking to strangers about butt-plugs, crotchless panties and the merits of lube...

9 Sophia

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Watching Porn With Strangers

Despite ease of technology, some people still choose to watch porn in public. I went to one of London's last remaining adult cinemas to find out ...

3 Tom Armstrong

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Why I Stopped Faking Orgasms

It's 2013. Girls, let's stop faking orgasms and start talking about what we need to get off...

9 CandieBbee

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Sex After Marriage: How To Carry On Bonking

It isn’t true that every bride smiles on her wedding day because she’s given her last blow job. There’s a myth that sex for married people ...

2 Vicky Summers

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5 Ways To Approach Women Without Coming Across Like A Perv

Grabbing arses doesn't work, buying us a drink doesn't mean you've purchased us and shouting 'I WOULD' is not the best chat up line... follow thi...

36 Daisy Buchanan

15 More Sex Tips For Men

Domination great, bumming fine, but if you think finger-banging is the one you are hugely mistaken sunshine...

16 Comments Caroline

We Shit Glitter: The 9 Unsexiest Secrets Of Being A Burlesque Dancer

Burlesque isnt very sexy at all, not for the performers anyway - it's just an illusion.

62 Comments Chocolat The Extraordinaire

A Handjob Lover's Lament

Usually just seen as a stage in the evolution of foreplay and a poor alternative to the blow job, here's why the ha...

5 Comments Gareth May

Hideous Dates: An Exercise In Misunderstanding

Read your texts properly, or an afternoon in the pub can into a murderous hike...

1 Comment James Matheson

Surfing For Cougars: The Truth About Dating Sites And Extra-Marital Sex

Trapped in a sexless marriage I made the decision to go surfing for Cougars. Three months on I'm obsessed. Here's h...

36 Comments John Martin

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Why I'm Going On The Man-Wagon

It's all well and good being young and carefree, but meaningless shags can only get you so far...

8 Juliet Du Vivier

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Dating Disasters: The Vibrating Squirrel

Remember that time at university when you were drunk and desperate and pulled a woman-beating squirrel exterminator called Dave? No? I do...

1 Daisy Buchanan

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How Did Porn Turn Normal Sex Into A Fetish?

Have you ever thought about how porn has changed the way we get down to it? If Aliens wanted to check our mating practices, watching porn would p...

13 Shit Pistol

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Men Are The Real Victims of The Porn Industry

Trawling through porn is a hard job, a role we've all assumed at some point of our lives. Thankfully though, we can leave it to someone else as r...

6 Tom Ward

14 Vintage Adult Movie Posters

Porn posters used to be an art form. Here are 14 of the best from back in the day

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Hideous Dates: Why I'm Never Sending A Girl Flowers Ever Again

Want to brighten up a girl's day? Well, you'd think flowers would be a great way to do it...

10 Comments James Matheson

Naked Girls Reading: Breasts, Burlesque And Books

What happens when you cross book club with burlesque? You get Naked Girls Reading, an underground phenomenon that�...

7 Comments Justyn Barnes

My First Sexy Photoshoot

What do a nun, school girl and a nurse have in common? Nothing at all. However, add some cleavage, high-heels, a pa...

6 Comments Nicky Keet

5 Ways To Bag A Man - The Truth

Apparently it's as easy as taking your head out of the washing machine, telling him he looks nice and hanging about...

6 Comments Olivia James

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"I'm Fine": Two Words And What Your Girlfriend Really Means

Word of the wise to boyfriends and husbands - if your partner says she is fine, it means she probably isn't. Here's what to do when she utters th...

11 Rebecca Pearson

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The Psychology Of Strip Club Plastic Surgery

Beyond the mirrorballs and the shining poles a strip club is also a reflection of the world outside it. Perfect girls who feel the need to get pl...

5 Kandy Klein

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The Rules Of Shagging Your Friends

You can get laid with minimal emotional fallout, just as long as you follow these rules...

10 Daisy Buchanan

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Inside Brazil's Upmarket Brothel Hotel Clubs

Brothels in Brazil are now competing with nightclubs and hotel bars for the attention of rich, young society types.

33 Alex Bellos

National Cleavage Day: Top 10 Celebrity Cleavages

Stick the kettle on, settle yourself in a comfy chair and get your laughing gear around this lot...

11 Comments Eno Enefiok

No Sex In The City: Getting Laid Like A Panda At A Kigu Party

In an effort to break my dry spell I went to a onesie party Dalston dressed as a panda – an animal so poor at hav...

2 Comments Carl Anka

The Mile High Club Experience & The Secret Of Stewardesses

What exactly is so tempting about primped and preened aeroplane workers with tight skirts and fake smiles that make...

2 Comments Lucy Gold

The Strangest Sex Fetish You Have Ever Seen

We feel sorry for this chap's poor girlfriend...

2 Comments Sabotage

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Before The Wire There Was The Shield

One of the greatest modern crime dramas to come out of the USA: The Shield. You might have missed it but there's still chance to rediscover it. The central character is fantastic.

20 Sifaeli Tesha

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Bisexuality Is Not As Much Fun As You Think

Coming out to your family is a very brave, potentially traumatic and admirable decision to make but imagine you didn't know exactly what you are yourself...

62 Anna Hart

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Hollywood's Top 10 Bunny Boilers

Remember that psycho ex-girlfriend you had that wouldn't stop texting you, keeping tabs on your whereabouts at all times and turned out to be a massive pain in the arse? Nothing on this lot...

1 Gareth Dimelow

How I Get Away With Masturbating In Public

The eye-watering confessions of a sex fiend. Here's her portfolio of places where she just couldn't help herself, l...

65 Comments Anna Puma

Hail To The Cleavage: Why Everybody Loves Breasts

Ask a man and he’ll go all misty-eyed. Ask a woman and some will talk about the power it gives them. It seems eve...

25 Comments Emma Clarke

Hideous Dates #3: The Accidental Man Date

A friendly drink with an old pal quickly turned into an awkward Valentine's Day meal

5 Comments James Matheson

You're Not Metrosexual, You're A Knob

For the love of yoga, please leave the alcopops, talking about your emotions and special dietary requirements to th...

59 Comments Daisy Buchanan

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