Archive for Sex Archives - Sabotage Times
21 November 2014
The World’s First Sex Toy Made For Bankers
It really is as cringeworthy as it sounds…
19 November 2014
It’s Easier To Pull When You’re Married Because Women Hate Each Other
Let’s face it, there can’t really be any other reason for it…
18 November 2014
We Spoke To A Girl Who Used To Design Phonebox Call Cards
“I’d just graduated from uni with a BA in design, then I met a French pimp… “
18 November 2014
The Weird Places I Have Masturbated In Public
As a younger man I had a wanking habit that would have blinded everyone with 20/20 vision. Here’s a few places I whacked one out…
17 November 2014
More Of The Best Kim Kardashian Arse Photoshops
You broke the internet, Kim Kardashian
16 November 2014
A Tribute to Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill!
Russ Meyer’s 1965 sexploitation masterpiece deserves a place in film history.
15 November 2014
Eva: The Sex Toy That Lets Blokes Off The Hook
Two New Yorkers have come up with a sex toy designed specifically for couples, but should blokes be relying on technology for their partner’s sexual gratification?
30 October 2014
The Women We All Secretly Fancy, Part 6
It can’t be just us…
7 October 2014
We Asked What Wanking Was Called In Your Area
Mainly to prove that no one says ‘fap’ in the real world…
26 August 2014
The Five Habits Of Highly Effective Adulterers
The French are still reeling at the revelations of President François Hollande’s affair with actress Julie Gayet. But what the Brits want to know is – where did he find the time?
21 August 2014
Meet Lucie Blush: The Feminist Pornographer
Not content with her experiences of pornography, Lucie Blush set out to deliver something more moral, more sensual and more romantic than the mainstream.
19 August 2014
We Asked Twitter What Sex Was Called In Your Local Area
Some of these really don’t sound enjoyable at all…
13 August 2014
Man Died After Having A Vibrator Up His Arse For 5 Days
He died doing what he loved: shoving huge things into his bum.
11 August 2014
You Love Kate Upton? Here’s 10 Hours Of Her Bouncing Boobs
Yes that’s right, we said 10 hours.