Part Two of the interview with one of my musical heroes led down a much darker, and more misogynistic, route and left me disagreeing with his neanderthal views on women and homosexuals.
Which UK city's search terms are totally different from the rest of the country? Which country was searching for porn on Christmas day? It's all here in graphs...
Katy Perry's boob window at the Grammy's was so good Ellen got snapped STARING into it. Sideboob is cleavage for the 21st century. Join me on my debaucherous list of the best ever.
It's funny how quickly you get used to talking to strangers about butt-plugs, crotchless panties and the merits of lube...
From the vaults of Jack magazine, an exploration into the thriving world of erotic photography. We added a few of our own, purely for research purposes.
It's the BAFTA's soon, and for too long there has been one category missing. We're about to set that straight by commending one actress on a cons...
Who says you can't enjoy your job? I used to think an orgasm was too much to ask from a client. Then I met a 6'5 dominant Irishman...
PJ Proby is a survivor of the first era of rock and roll who was blacklisted for splitting his trousers but refused to shuffle off and die quietl...
Nowadays dirty talk is as much a part of the mating ritual as GUM clinics and sleeping in 'the wetspot' but that doesn't mean we're all ok with i...
When faced with a girl on the bus, which word automatically comes to mind? Maybe it's a case of national pride, but I know where my allegiances lie...
It all started with some sherbet and a pair of scissors...
From stalking our exes to hating every woman we're friends with on Facebook and asking questions so loaded that we ...
Burlesque isnt very sexy at all, not for the performers anyway - it's just an illusion.
Science can't explain where it comes from or why it happens, but quite frankly I don't care. Pass me a towel.
I thought Emily wanted a Christmas boyfriend. All she was really after was a bloody decorator...
You can get laid with minimal emotional fallout, just as long as you follow these rules...
As a gay man I'd like to set the record straight *coughs* once and for all, so that I'll be able to join in a round of hot-or-not without having ...
Depictions of a sexual nature are as old as civilisation with images such as the venus figurines and rock art existing since prehistoric times. I...
If I hadn’t ended up as a Dominatrix, I may have retrained as a plumber. After all, both jobs are to do with bums and involve standing back and observing the fruits of one’s labour at the end of an hour’s work.
Domination great, bumming fine, but if you think finger-banging is the one you are hugely mistaken sunshine...
A 19th Century art form? A political statement? An emotional awakening? Burlesque is what you make of it...
You might think it's the money and Whisky Sours I miss, but Adam was much, much more than a punter...
In a continent morally shackled by religious groups and dictatorships, a burgeoning adult industry is emerging with...
It's 2013. Girls, let's stop faking orgasms and start talking about what we need to get off...
A friendly drink with an old pal quickly turned into an awkward Valentine's Day meal
Fleeting fashion trends come and go but behind the mainstays of sex appeal are stories, statistics and legend...
We know all about the legendary Esquire and Rolling Stone covers of the 60s and 70s, but this Sexology collection shows the questions that were b...
It was that time of the month, and I still had a client to see who paid handsomely. So I managed to reach a comprom...
From Jimmy Castor to Johnny Otis via AC/DC and Piano Red, these songs celebrate the larger lady. Crank up the volum...
It's Sunday night, there's nothing on telly, you've all spent up, maybe it's time to open that unused novelty weddi...
Jamie Foreman’s early anecdote provides the only comic relief in Gary Oldman’s harrowing directorial debut…
The notion that online dating isn't just for axe murderers and the potential victims of axe murderers had never occurred to me before, so I thought I'd give it a try...
Remember that time at university when you were drunk and desperate and pulled a woman-beating squirrel exterminator called Dave? No? I do...
What do a nun, school girl and a nurse have in common? Nothing at all. However, add some cleavage, high-heels, a pair of bedroom eyes and you have an ‘offbeat’ sexy photoshoot...
In the past few months I seem to have lost all ability to act like a normal human being when ending a date. In shor...
Sick of London I got an inter-rail ticket and headed off in search of adventure, and boy did I get it...
Have you ever overheard your sexual performance being compared to a soft drink? If so, you may have been a victim o...
Simply the best Twitter feed of all time, Post Bad Bitches gives me my recommended daily allowance of amazing looki...
Turns out love can be fucking awful - who knew?
Every twenty-something bloke once owned a copy of Nick Hancock's Football Nightm...
I was travelling America when the symptoms started - an insatiable thirst, a cra...
Modern life can be tough, so help us to help you by putting your issues to the N...
Are we doing political debates in Calypso songs now? We are? Cool.
Eyeballs. Bleeding.
If you want any sleep this week, probably don't watch this with the lights off.
The public image of former Radio 1 DJs just got worse, and that's no small feat....
Before his death aged 89, I interviewed Sir Patrick Moore about Neil Armstrong, ...
Think of the young lads that will see him bang in goals week after week - their ...
Coulrophobia: The fear of clowns. Yes, it's real, and here's how it led me to in...
Having a shit Monday? Watch this and suddenly realise that none of the bollocks ...
You could get away with stuff like this before the internet and only a few peopl...
YES
We thought this sort of thing was encouraged in Sunday league...
The world is awash with redheaded wonder. Rejoice...
History boner...
One of the most influential pieces of equipment in music history finally gets a ...
"It's not necessary to lay a foul tongue on me, my friend. I could get upset. Th...