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Hideous Dates: Why I'm Never Sending A Girl Flowers Ever Again

Want to brighten up a girl's day? Well, you'd think flowers would be a great way to do it...

16 Comments James Matheson

The Orgasm Alarm Clock

"The Little Rooster Alarm Clock curves comfortably around your pubic mound, inside your knickers but outside your body, and the vibrating leg rests between your legs." Quite...

9 Comments Dina Murphy

Post Bad Bitches Of The Week: October 13

We spent all week trawling through the Post Bad archives to bring you the five finest women from the last seven days (you're welcome...)

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5 Ways To Approach Women Without Coming Across Like A Perv

Grabbing arses doesn't work, buying us a drink doesn't mean you've purchased us and shouting 'I WOULD' is not the best chat up line... follow this guide to attracting women without being a tool...

64 Daisy Buchanan

Models Wearing Nothing But Milk

Well, if they have to wear something...

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5 Sex Tips For Internet Porn Addicts

Some useful pointers for the generation of men who are treating all their sexual liaisons like a Dirk Diggler movie...

6 David Langan

What Your Penis Beaker Says About You

We learnt on Mumsnet this week that every man needs a 'penis beaker' next to his bed for the post-sex clean up, but what does yours say about you...

4 Jack Collins

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My 10 Favourite Porn Stars

Here's to my favourite blue movie actors and actresses, from the legend Ron Jeremy to the vixen Jada Fire...

1 CandieBbee

Confessions Of A Shallow Man #1: Slipped Discs And Accidental Sodomy

The world is full of drunk strangers having sex with each other. Some of us are just trying a bit harder at it than others...

9 Jimi Granola

Post-Bad Bitches Of The Week: October 6

Close the door and set your eyeballs to stunned as I take you through the best pictures of the last 7 days from the best Twitter account of all time...

2 Comments Sabotage

Sex After Marriage: How To Carry On Bonking

It isn’t true that every bride smiles on her wedding day because she’s given her last blow job. There’s a myt...

2 Comments Vicky Summers

How Did Porn Turn Normal Sex Into A Fetish?

Have you ever thought about how porn has changed the way we get down to it? If Aliens wanted to check our mating pr...

14 Comments Shit Pistol

S&M; On A Budget

A recent article, Confessions of a Dominatrix, made the popular sport of S&M; seem prohibitively expensive. It's not...

3 Comments Nick Booth

I Don’t Write About My Vagina To Turn You On

The fact that I choose to write about my sex life is not an open invitation to the internet's perverts.

43 Comments Laura Jane Williams

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How To Survive The Night Bus

Drunk or sober, we all need to take the night bus at some time or another. Here's how to not end up broke or beaten up...

6 Henrietta Hitchcock

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Bisexuality Is Not As Much Fun As You Think

Coming out to your family is a very brave, potentially traumatic and admirable decision to make but imagine you didn't know exactly what you are ...

169 Anna Hart

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5 Celebrity Sex Tapes You Should Never Watch

Famous people fucking! What could be better than that? I’m not ashamed to say that I am a fan. Here's the best of the worse...

23 Eno Enefiok

Michael Gove: The Runaway Porn Train Ensures Love Poetry Won't Happen

Gove showed he has no idea about regular society because, sure, it'd be nice if they sent poetry instead of sexts but porn has irrevocably screwe...

1 Courtney Sklar

How Grindr Ruined Dating

Whatever happened to innocent dating niceties like 'ASL' or even 'Hi, how are you?' Grindr happened, that's what.

1 Comment Guyliner

You're Not Metrosexual, You're A Knob

For the love of yoga, please leave the alcopops, talking about your emotions and special dietary requirements to th...

64 Comments Daisy Buchanan

Why I'm Going On The Man-Wagon

It's all well and good being young and carefree, but meaningless shags can only get you so far...

8 Comments Juliet Du Vivier

How To Not Mess Up A First Date From A 2-Time Divorcée

We've all been there before but when you're a few marriages down, getting back to dating can seem daunting as hell ...

2 Comments Eve Parker

How To Be A Perv On A Budget

Recession proof tactics for keeping it kinky...

1 Comment Basil Papademos

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20 Sex Tips For Women

If you call me a pussy ANYWHERE – or question that I’m not in fact ‘a man’ – you’ll never even see my bedroom (or my immaculate Egypt...

23 Gavin James Bower

Homemade Sex Toys: Top 9 DIY Dildos

We found this and had to share it, and if you're at a loose end and know a fruit and veg man with some overstock then let us know how you get on....

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BDSM And Speedballing In The Art World

Back in a pre-internet age when kink was still crime, I found myself in a hedonistic world where galleries and orgies went hand in hand.

Basil Papademos

Moments in My Life I Could’ve Done Without – Part 1

From my parents fighting, to a slap with a with a slipper and having my new trainers 'christened' by Phil Babb, here's a potted history of miser...

4 Daniel Ruiz Tizon

The Sex Life Of A Single Mum: What I Do When I'm Getting None

Dating is tough at the best of times but when you've got to do so while looking after a little'un, it's damn near i...

11 Comments Joanna Bolouri

How To Get A Shag Off Twitter

Liz Hurley and Shane Warne have done it, so have Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher. Follow this guide to flirting on Tw...

10 Comments Caroline

Dating In Buenos Aires: Sharpied Dicks, Megadeth & Slut Effigies

Dating an Argentinian artist called 'Sonico' with a massive penis might sound like fun (and for a while it was) but...

Lisa Goldapple

How To Spice Up Your Dull Sex Life

It's easy to let a love life slide once careers, marriage and kids get in the way. Get a grip guys and girls - of e...

5 Comments Basil Papademos

The Secret Diary Of A Dial-Up Porn Addict

These days with super-fast broadband you can get your kicks in seconds, in the dial-up age you could be left high and dry for hours at a time...

6 Rampant Firewall

I'm A Feminist With A Vajazzle

Writing off fashion and beauty as silly, girly, unworthy pursuits is one of the most antifeminist moves a person can make. I decided to prove this by decorating my vagina with plastic crystals.

3 Daisy Buchanan

Excuse Me, Would You Like To Rent My Mouth?

Life as a voiceover isn't all about on hold scripts and urging shoppers to buy discounted meat. Occasionally the odd gem pops up, anyone for erotic funwear?

6 Emma Clarke

An Englishwoman's Guide To Ugandan Sexual Customs & Marriage Rituals

What happens when a country renowned for it's homophobic and questionable religious beliefs opens up about bedroom ...

12 Comments Rachael Krishna

25 Things That Turn Men On. Apparently...

It’s not all about sexy underwear, tasteful lighting and friction. Apparently the men of Twitter want a PS3 playi...

19 Comments Susie Verrill

20 Sex Tips For Men

For a start, if you call me a bitch in the street I'll punch you in the neck. In the bedroom however, that's a diff...

108 Comments Caroline

The King's Sex Chair

You've watched the Colin Firth film about the stuttering monarch, now discover the secret pervy life of his grandad...

3 Comments Eugene Costello

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