Apparently it's as easy as taking your head out of the washing machine, telling him he looks nice and hanging about at the gym...
Lads mags have six weeks to 'cover-up' or risk being dropped from Co-Op stores. It's not the girls in bikinis that's the real problem however. The real issue goes much deeper.
If QVC did sex guides they'd me much like the new very online phenomenon Show Me How which for £2.00 will tell you precisely how to have it off standing up without falling over.
The eye-watering confessions of a sex fiend. Here's her portfolio of places where she just couldn't help herself, lets pray we can.
If you're expecting a tale of woe then you've come to the wrong place...
Horrible news! The latest scientific research reveals that cycling can make women feel less during sex- so does that mean it's time to ditch my ...
"Personally I think stripping's a great choice for the modern day career girl" Did that really come out of my mouth? Did I actually let that slip...
Making it your own, an emotional backstory and extending your performance. A guide to winning the seX factor.
I just can't keep this all to myself anymore. Between an animated character and 61 year old ex-model, I've been harbouring some less than honoura...
Read "The Game" but still striking out? We spoke to an actual literal LOVE GURU to find out how you too can achieve the sexual magnetism of Ryan Gosling.
We're saying nothing.
Realistic, a lack of fake tan, people whose heads and bodily parts are in proportion to their bodies and orgasms th...
My girlfriend and a mate laid down the challenge to see if I'd get propositioned, and it made for a very interestin...
Word of the wise to boyfriends and husbands - if your partner says she is fine, it means she probably isn't. Here's...
The world is not short of dating websites but with the introduction of Tinder, a dangerous precedent may have been set...
Porn doesn't have to end with a woman's face looking like a painter's radio...
It's all gone Pete Tong between you and your partner, and you're behind on your status updates. We suggest 10 ways to make social media work to y...
From 9 1/2 Weeks to 8 Mile, Kim Basinger turned heads, won hearts and aroused millions of men and women the world over. Here, from the Jack archi...
The modern-day dating site has changed. Formerly a place where single people went to meet others for dating, relationships and sex, we're now presented with little more than location-based fuck apps.
You might not think much of a visit to the largest library in France, but then you probably haven't seen its collec...
I'm three months into a shitty period of celibacy and seem to have gone a bit mental. I'm even starting to get mois...
Long before Johnny Depp based Captain Jack on him, Keith Richards was just the pirate blues chief of the Rolling S...
Not a conventional beauty by any stretch but she could hunt for my bargain any day of the week...
Whips, chains and a vampire named Dan with a foot fetish. Check out my adventures at the aptly named Night Of The Vampires....
Online dating is acceptable now - here's how you do it properly so you can DO IT properly....
With my rent due and debt rising it was either sell my body to the highest bidder or take my clothes off for complete strangers and let them draw...
I'm fond of a frot and go weak at the knees at the sight of a topless Beckham, so why haven't I watched porn since I was a teenager...
Guns! Ninjas! Lucy Liu! Clint Eastwood! What's not to like?
It was a fellow squaddie's 18th birthday and we headed for an infamous Soho sex show. As a Muslim soldier, my exper...
Jenni Davies tried out every Sex and the City character from Carrie, to Samantha, Charlotte and finally Miranda but...
You can stick your Clooney and swivel on Brad Pitt. My shaker would feature a collection of hairy and slightly weir...
This review of 'Mr Dick' on the Ann Summers website highlights the disastrous consequences poor choice in sex toys can have on your life.
Read your texts properly, or an afternoon in the pub can into a murderous hike...
Trawling through porn is a hard job, a role we've all assumed at some point of our lives. Thankfully though, we can leave it to someone else as researcher Jon Millward took one for the team...
What happens when you cross book club with burlesque? You get Naked Girls Reading, an underground phenomenon that�...
In an effort to break my dry spell I went to a onesie party Dalston dressed as a panda – an animal so poor at hav...
What exactly is so tempting about primped and preened aeroplane workers with tight skirts and fake smiles that make...
We feel sorry for this chap's poor girlfriend...
Sid Owen ran over my foot in Asda.
Started catching up with GoT series 1 yet? Here’s some things to look out for ...
The government is voluntarily surrendering our place at the top table and the Am...
Every now and again we like to remind ourselves of this.
Never crack one of your back teeth again.
One fan's overdue love letter to the only comic to school its readers in Yiddish...
If you want to be THAT guy at the 5-a-side, here's how.
A new documentary about the Clash frontman hits screens this month. Here's why y...
Yep, just 'balls' now.
Guns + Bacon = Internet
On what would have been Brandon Lee’s 47th birthday we pay tribute to his fina...
Hammond and Clarkson are at it in the back of a Renault Twingo and the Stig reve...
John Inverdale has since apologised for his use of the word 'cunted' on the BBC'...
It's getting so bad authorities banned football completely in February.
Get your tissues, lads - we're going cryin'.
Yowsah, yowsah, yowsah, disco's chief raconteur sits down for a chat about Daft ...
"Living on is a prayer"
"I don’t masturbate over leaked sex tapes on moral grounds but I really think ...
Football needed something to make it choke on its prawn sandwiches.
Their new album is fat with tunes, but here's why one of their band members reck...