Sid Owen ran over my foot in Asda.
You broke the internet again, Kim Kardashian
For the love of cod, let's hope this wanker gets battered, etc etc etc.
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We've got Starbucks crematoriums, the banks own the trees, and families are being locked up in workhouses. Welcome to the future, my friends...
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The best Tumblr we've seen this week; if you ever meet any of these Tinder twats, please punch them for us...
Sorry to break it to you but I just don’t want to see your relationship all over my news feed and no, I’m certa...
You spawned some progeny. Well done. But please don't think your baby is unique or funny or "special". You're just ...
Entirely addictive, impossible to Unlike and as utterly compelling as it is revoltingly shocking. Welcome to Harlow...
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Aiming to bring together all aspects of the gaming world under one roof, Pixwoo has its work cut out. Luckily, it's in capable hands.
Technology is turning us into a society of self-obsessed narcissists. We should've listened to the Ancient Greeks...
It takes a lot of self-confidence to style out a mugshot like it's a modelling headshot, but these boys are pulling it off.
Welcome to Facebook's most offensive page - a vitriolic and bile-fuelled tribute to the world's ugliest shoes.
Boya Dee telling it like it is....
A Twitter Comedy Show sounds like the future, but pushing boundaries doesn’t always work...
After Star Trek and the jungle, George Takei has now conquered the internet.
It's time to delete those embarrassing accounts from five years ago, because MySpace is back and it's got a bit of ...
As employers are increasingly using Facebook and Twitter to check up on people, it’s time to start thinking a lit...
Facebook used to be care-free, easy-going and above all fun. Or was that me? I don't know my friends, only remember their birthday's because I'm ...
AWOT disproves the theory that women don't like each other and, you'll be glad to know, it isn't all about cake. We ladies need the space to say ...
Facebook's new search could be a big step forward for the company, but it might see users bombarded with marketing, and brings up a new wave of p...
Once king of the social networks, MySpace was killed by Facebook, and for version 2.0 to work it's going to need a lot of people to adopt it very...
Will Twitter's new social video platform be a credible source of content or just another trolling tool? Here's the ...
Running a parody account on Twitter is fraught with virtual danger. These tips won't stop you being a knob, but the...
Retweeting compliments, boring inane chat about your significant other and more. If you're guilty of anything on th...
Honestly, if the idea of people looking at your photographs for free really bothers you then you should probably re...
With the Mayan Doomsday date just 4 days away now, we wonder if maybe, as the economic, political and social foundations of the world continue to shake and shift, if the world is in fact already ending one day at a time...
The battle between the Bloods and Crips has raged on the streets of LA for years, and even Twitter was used as a tool to spark beef this year. The twist is that platinum selling artist "The Game" was even involved...
What started as a joke turned into a sell out conference. My time at Boring Conference 2012, organised to celebrate the dullest subjects in the world turned out to be 'interesting'.
Using Facebook when you're pissed is a dangerous game . Fortunately for you I have already tapped my toe against s...
In its first day of release, Curiosity saw over 150,000 users, a figure which shocked even the the creators himsel...
The handing over of Occupy Wall Street protester Malcolm Harris’ tweets to US Courts brings to light the issue of...
In what must be a world's first, Japan is considering allowing emergency services calls to be placed through Twitte...
Dorne. Lock it in your mind. It’s a place where Game of Thrones will be spendi...
It was the simple story of a very naughty boy who gets mistaken for the Messiah....
Whilst many believe the punk rock spirit of artistic rebellion and personal nihi...
We all know kids’ TV is pretty shit nowadays. But it’s not the saccharine-sw...
From the sound of the dial-up to downloading made-up hip hop tracks. Twentysomet...
They're asking the turkeys to vote for Christmas and we're supposed to listen to...
Dad wars.
From selling fake art with a dodgy French accent to run-ins with the Thai Mafia,...
Ever get the feeling you've been cheated?
What, no Kate Nash?
From watches up arses to the history of the Sicilian people...
Mainly because you can remember how shit the sex is.
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Everyone from Alan McGee to Andrew Weatherall has got on stage for a Chinwag. Fo...
Ten times as many young Brits joined ISIS than joined our own reserve army last ...
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Taxi Driver saved writer Paul Schrader from suicide, cemented Martin Scorsese's ...
When people think of those who make the decision to end their own life, they oft...
Sol opining about mansion tax, shooting and winning the league at White Hart Lan...