When I celebrated my results I called my Nan, but now it's all about social media. From the cryer to the smug, via the trackie-clad & indifferent, here's what I saw yesterday. Includes smileys...
Is there a better way to woo a potential partner than by flirting with them in 140 characters or less? Here are some lovestruck social networkers that found love in an unlikely place...
In the age of Twitter and merchandising, football seems to be going down a different road...
With an increasing number of ways for anyone to express their opinions, the era of the non-professional reviewer has dawned...
As Twitter becomes more and more a part of daily life, it's about time we started setting out a list of dos and don'ts for the social network, otherwise it'll all get a bit rowdy.
I love informing the world of my every brain fart but the trolls are driving me away... yet I can't help myself from crawling back. Anyone else?
He's a big man and he's definitely out of shape, but after his first Premier League victory of the season, Jackpot took to Twitter to blow off a ...
Social Media holds a strangle-like grip on all our lives, but the truth is, there's nothing "social" about it.
A “new way to express who you are”, or just a bit creepy? The new Timeline will take affect on 30th March. Here's what you need to know...
Pinterest is the fastest growing website of all time, having reached the 10 million-user mark in just nine months. Here's everything you need to know about the next social media sensation.
My relationship with Twitter is one of necessity and nothing more. It offers little in the way of intellectual bett...
I can be witty, I can be profound, I can do all sorts in 140 characters or less. But unless I bung Sporty Spice a m...
From pulling quotes off websites to having run-ins with everyone including himself, QPR's Barton can't stop tweetin...
I have failed to fall under the Lana Del Rey spell... she might have bags of mystique but to me she's dead behind t...
Adam's life is spiraling out of control: he's lost his job, his home and his girlfriend, all because of drugs. However, he is still finding the t...
What social skills I had, I've mislaid. But I'd rather that than be one of those unenlightened Twitterless freaks...
Myspace was all new and mad and life changing until Facebook came along. Facebook seems like the thick step-child of the social networking family...
Hold the back page: newspapers are going the way of the dinosaurs thanks to the impact of Twitter. Someone should tell them really.
Does your Twitter timeline need a little spicing up? We asked our writers for their must-follows and they sent us this lot...
Social Networking fail Myspace peaked before it could make any major profit and is now desperately clutching onto t...
While Facebook has its faults, Twitter is full of tweets and Google Plus is a nonstarter; Shufflin is still the wor...
Cheryl's the latest celeb to join the Twittersphere. Can we expect 140 character works of art or will she just end ...
Usually when I send out a sarcastic tweet I get nothing more in return than the odd RT off one of my disciples, so ...
As the dust settles post-riots, David Cameron's threats to black-out social media seem to be a superficial distraction from much deeper problems....
Love 'em or hate 'em, there's no denying we've all entered into transatlantic pissing contests on internet forums. If you ask me, it's where all ...
Are you interested in socially awkward penguins, calling your boss a 'pervy wanker' and discussing in depth the most comfortable positions in whi...
David Cameron has called for police to have the power to close social media services such as Twitter and Blackberry. This is why he's wrong.
On one side you've got the Joey Barton furore, on the other you've got the efforts on behalf of Jack Marshall...
Duncan Bannatyne is the latest 'celeb' to fall victim to Twitter's anti-social network. Here's three career paths ...
You all seem reluctant to accept the fact that Google+ is our social networking future. Here's five reasons that wi...
Get in bed with Cameron, do a Tevez or intercept some voicemails: how will you get your Google+ invite?
Ryan Giggs of Manchester United has had a difficult week, but he should realise that if we can't know about his alleged dalliance, how can we expect to get the truth about war crimes in our name?
Whether it's through 'watching' television with our favourite celebs or providing free feedback to producers and filmmakers, Twitter is certainly bringing the people together...
When did it become the social norm to update the world with mundane updates about your latest meal, nap or bowel movement? Are we all looking for a bit of Facebook fame?
Now that Facebook has made it sociallly acceptable to stalk people within an inch of a restraining order, they've g...
Sent all your emails, checked your facebook, tweeted something funny and watched that sick video on Sabotage? Then ...
Oh well, that's torn it. Looks like I'll have to dig out my furry hat and vodka boots and goggles.
Yet more Generation Game style antics as The Apprentice candidates are let loose in a bakery with the inevitable hi...
Turns out love can be fucking awful - who knew?
Every twenty-something bloke once owned a copy of Nick Hancock's Football Nightm...
I was travelling America when the symptoms started - an insatiable thirst, a cra...
Modern life can be tough, so help us to help you by putting your issues to the N...
Are we doing political debates in Calypso songs now? We are? Cool.
Eyeballs. Bleeding.
If you want any sleep this week, probably don't watch this with the lights off.
The public image of former Radio 1 DJs just got worse, and that's no small feat....
Before his death aged 89, I interviewed Sir Patrick Moore about Neil Armstrong, ...
Think of the young lads that will see him bang in goals week after week - their ...
Coulrophobia: The fear of clowns. Yes, it's real, and here's how it led me to in...
Having a shit Monday? Watch this and suddenly realise that none of the bollocks ...
You could get away with stuff like this before the internet and only a few peopl...
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We thought this sort of thing was encouraged in Sunday league...
The world is awash with redheaded wonder. Rejoice...
History boner...
One of the most influential pieces of equipment in music history finally gets a ...
"It's not necessary to lay a foul tongue on me, my friend. I could get upset. Th...