And you thought your career was bad.
Every twenty-something bloke once owned a copy of Nick Hancock's Football Nightmares on VHS, and if you ask any of them to name one player who sticks in the memory, they'll all come back with the same man....
Think of the young lads that will see him bang in goals week after week - their hero will have shown no remorse for a crime and that's a major concern...
It's not pretty, I'll be honest.
FUCKIN' HIT HIM, LIKE.
Ben Flower punched a man out cold on the floor having already hit him once, but have those unfamiliar with Rugby League taken an unnecessary stan...
Because Lewandowski always walks around in full football kit kicking a ball...
Some people are never satisfied, are they?
We pay tribute to the boxing legend, devote Christian, and, undoubtedly, one of the World's most unsung heroes.
Despite being off his fucking tits, the South American legend became a household name. Well, in our house anyway.
Absolute top geezer
Are you watching NFL?
Jamaican barber shop women don't take shit
Talk about tempting fate...
Some football moments are best remembered by the celebrations, some by managers' reactions, but some are defined by the commentary. Here are 5 of...
No Bergkamp? No Graves? Blimey.
This is football.
Years before billionaire sheiks and impudent Argentines, Manchester City had a more down to earth hero - the Bermudan Shaun Goater. His 100th goa...
You're just a REALLY simple answer away from being in with a chance of winning an awesome prize...
The Premier League might get on your nerves and agents might make you scream, but it has nothing on the ten most be...
Do not. Fuck with. The Australians.
Can you please stop fucking with kit fundamentals? #AMF
We're starting to think people aren't taking this very seriously
Seriously, he doesn't hold back...
This is why there are so few gay players, black managers, women at boardroom level: this culture of silence, where the intolerable is tolerated.
Here's a video of his highlights...
In football, history only remembers the losers. Roberto Baggio’s glittering career is defined by a single penalty miss and that’s not fair: �...
Imagine being able to stand for the entire ninety, beer in hand and chomping on a greasy burger that didn't make yo...
Football Manager has long been finding our future greats, so here are some of their best predictions.
After attempts from Spain to block it becoming recognised by FIFA, Gibraltar have their own national football team ...
Is Wayne Rooney really the right man to be England captain? Here are 4 other choices...
Racist stereotypes like Colonel Mustafa and Akeem the African Dream, the taxman named IRS and of course Macho Man Randy Savage - I miss you all.
Everyone knows the Wu Tang track that namechecks the sport, but where does it come from?
This whole media-driven, energy sapping process only results in a big breaking-news story that people are sick to death of hearing about...
Forget Pele and Maradona. Division 2, 1997, in front of just over 3,000 people, the greatest goal of all time was s...
He went from the streets to the ring and ended in a flurry of drive-by shootings and car-jackings. This is the incr...
Remember ex-Inter Milan prodigy Ben Greenhalgh? What do you mean "no"?
I'm left, like so many women, loving their "ex" forever, but simply unable to live with them any more...
With their sixth album now out, it's time to reflect on why the Wakefield punk-m...
Whether its screws selling to inmates or lags becoming hopelessly addicted, the ...
A chocolate egg is for life, not just for Easter.
If you need some comedy in your life, here's a few underrated comedy gems whose ...
It's not so much top-shelf material I'm interested in as the shelves themselves....
One, Two, Three, Four Hundred...
Undoubtedly one of the greatest films of all time, Goodfellas also throws up the...
From Cruyff's unique two-stripe Holland kit to an Italian shirt with a neo-nazi ...
Submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society, I call this article....
"It's gonna take time, a whole lotta precious time..."
It's Paul Merson's 47th birthday today and to celebrate we've got 20 quotes that...
We've finally got our shit back after Monday's dramatic release , and a dozen li...
Not so Vlad to have him back.
Sid Owen ran over my foot in Asda.
Started catching up with GoT series 1 yet? Here’s some things to look out for ...
The government is voluntarily surrendering our place at the top table and the Am...
Every now and again we like to remind ourselves of this.
Never crack one of your back teeth again.
One fan's overdue love letter to the only comic to school its readers in Yiddish...
If you want to be THAT guy at the 5-a-side, here's how.