Every year the ancient town of Rye is lit up by a mob with burning torches. They parade through the town dressed as smugglers, monks and skeletons. And then burn a massive pyre. If only they could march on X Factor.
Sick of St Tropez? Fucked off with Fiji? Had it up to here with Honolulu? If those golden sandy beaches, wild party towns and areas of outstanding natural beauty just aren’t doing it for you anymore, maybe it’s time you tried the latest travel craze – holiday destinations that were never meant to be holiday destinations.